Ideally, this time next year:

1. Enos, is selling health insurance to the homeless;

2. Bumpkin' Tumpkin, is assistant pooper-scooper for the Michigan Tech Sled Dog team;

3. Dave Heeke, is maitre d' at the Mount Pleasant Country Club & Inn (par three course). Oh, and incidentally Dave, this hire is going to follow you the rest of your career (what's left of it);

4. Georgie Porgy Ross, is dressed in a lawn-jockey outfit, holding a lantern that illuminates Burger King Herb's path the the outhouse, and is only allowed to say ".....two words, Detroit Lions." BTW, Burger King Herb's outhouse is painted, surprise, surprise, not maroon and gold, but maize and blue.