The TV Slate:
Morgan State at Army - 7:00 PM ET - CBSSN (HD)
Florida Atlantic at Miami - 8:00 PM ET - ESPNU (HD) / WatchESPN *9
Texas Tech at SMU - 8:00 PM ET - ESPN (HD) / WatchESPN *9
Western Michigan at Michigan State - 8:00 PM ET - BTN (HD) / BTN2Go
North Dakota State at Kansas State - 8:30 PM ET - FS1 (HD)
Northern Arizona at Arizona - 10:00 PM ET - PAC-12 Network (HD)


Drinking Rules:
- If AQ FBS loses to Non-AQ FBS, drink twice.
- If FBS loses to FCS, drink twice.
- If Lou Holtz references USC-East or Notre Dame when there is no reason to, take a drink.
- If ESPN gently cups the SEC's balls, take a drink for every conference they have ignored by the end of the game.
- Take a drink for every time Clowney or Manziel are mentioned.
- All replays are drink wagers ... you must immediately bet on the outcome as soon as you know it is being replayed. If you lose, you drink.
- Touchdowns are a drink.
- Field goals are a half drink.
- Sacks are an optional glass of water.
- A finished game is an optional glass of water.


Preferred Drinking Style:
- Standard:
--- Each "drink" is a 1.5 oz shot of beer
- Professional:
--- Each "drink" is a big sip of mixed liquor
- Black Out:
--- Each "drink" is a big sip of straight liquor

If you're watching Miami vs FAU or Texas Tech vs SMU and want a quick buzz ... take a drink every time bad music is pumped into the stadium at annoying volume.

I see that aliens have kidnapped June Jones and replaced the run n shoot with run into the line for a two yard loss.

(08-30-2013 07:16 PM)georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:  If you're watching Miami vs FAU or Texas Tech vs SMU and want a quick buzz ... take a drink every time bad music is pumped into the stadium at annoying volume.

You got fitshaced by the end of the 1st quarter. Right?