Title:
Synopsis of the Demise of Special Agent Freshy's Credibility
Subtitle:
Why I Can Never Again Take This Guy Seriously
Special Agent Freshy said:
What I said:
"There are several variables that will go into determining the cost of a Big Mac at McD's in 2016. There are several variables that will go into determining the cost of a mushroom burger at Red Robin in 2016.
"If the cost of a Big Mac today is $2.50, and the cost of a mushroom burger today is $7.50, what is the best way today of projecting what the cost of a Big Mac will be in comparison to a mushroom burger in 2016?
"The cost of special sauce might rise. Maybe the cost of mushrooms dramatically decreases. Maybe Red Robin decides in the meantime to put less mayo on their burgers, or goes with a more expensive bun. The cost of lawsuits might be greater for McD's being who they are. Then again, who knows if maybe one of those mushrooms might be tainted in the meantime, and the chain that served it on a burger might have the public turn on them.
"Who knows? Several variables at play.
"But the general conclusion remains valid... we don't *know* what will happen, but *our best, most reasonable projection* right now would be to say that in 2016, if a Big Mac is $3, a mushroom burger will be $9... because the ratio is 1 to 3... no biases there, just simple math."
Seemingly undaunted, Special Agent Freshy said (again):
To which I said...
"Wow. I seem to have touched a nerve. I'd hoped we might lower the volume, but I suppose you're more comfortable with making attempts to zap the other person's intelligence... forgive if this is abrasive, but it sounds to me like a student who just got through Research Methods in grad school and is dying for someone to notice he passed...
"...My point seems to be getting lost here... I say that because you seem to be arguing about the exact value of the next contract... I am not attempting to pinpoint the value of the next CUSA contract, but rather am demonstrating that no matter what that value is, it most likely is going to look significantly more like what the Sun Belt has received, and much less like what CUSA previously received...
"The value could go up or could go down or could stay the same. My primary point is that it will remain proportionate to the value of other Group of Five teams, regardless of what conference name they are now assembled under. And proportionality is most important to the discussion. If we're getting $10 million each under the next contract or $100,000 each under the next contract, what matters is whether there is a significant gap between what we're getting and what the other conference competitors for the BCS berth are getting.
"A rose by any other name is still a rose, and a team under the banner of any other Group of Five conference is still that team. A dozen roses by any other name is still a dozen roses... and twelve teams under the banner of any other Group of Five conference is still those twelve teams. The newly negotiated AAC contract essentially affirms that point... the fact is that conference is mainly composed of former CUSA schools, so it can't surprise anyone that the TV contract ends up looking pretty close to the CUSA TV contract...
"...The CUSA contract will not be "based" on the Sun Belt. It will be based on the value that the CUSA schools bring, most of which we can surmise based on the previous Sun Belt contract, don't bring much. When you use essentially the same ingredients, you shouldn't be surprised when, whether the cook calls it a pancake or a waffle, the taste is going to be remarkably the same."
To which Special Agent Freshy replied:
And was gently provided some crow as requested:
"You mean like this?
Quote:...looking more soberly at the facts of history, there has been a significant difference between what those schools that have been grouped together as CUSA have fetched at the TV bargaining table and what those grouped together as Sun Belt have fetched... and the schools with the most value have now defected to AAC, and in their place, you have essentially Sun Belt-quality schools.
If the al.com report is accurate, the new CUSA should expect about 1/16th of whatever TV revenue would have been coming to the old CUSA had there been no realignment.
Chew on that... 1/16th.
Sure, the holdovers are blessed with that guarantee that the defectors will make up the difference, but none of that will matter a few years from now.
CUSA has to be innovative. The gap between CUSA (and MAC) and the two top conferences (MWC and AAC) will only widen if they aren't actively pursuing ways to reduce that gap.
"I venture that most grad students who successfully completed Research Methods would have gotten it that I seem to be speaking about proportionality from the start. :)
"And lest I be misinterpreted again... "should expect" is different than "will get." I should expect the Red Robin mushroom burger to increase to $9, given the current ratio to the Big Mac, but that doesn't mean it won't stay the same, or even decrease."
Turned back but undaunted, Special Agent Freshy mounts an attack on another front:
And for his trouble, gets another round of crow to chew on...
(I didn't say I did, but then again, have you?... you talk like it, but it took me about 30 seconds to find this. And that was a pretty lame use of your last word, I must say.)
Don't get me wrong. Freshy appears to be articulate, probably young, and maybe employed in some profession that requires a graduate degree... clearly, full of enthusiasm for USM's future. And I don't disparage the desire to sing in the rain... all I ask is that we all acknowledge that there are clouds in the sky and it is, indeed, raining.
But it's futile to give The Enforcer (a title that first came to mind as he stalked me on a different forum) any further benefit of a doubt.
Why? His pattern here has been that he accuses me of being unresponsive, and when I show him explicitly how the record shows that I did, indeed, respond, he mutters on... again... that I'm being unresponsive... yeah, you could say he's unresponsive to my showing that I've been responsive.
That's blatantly
disingenuous. And you can never get anywhere in discussion with someone who takes that approach. It's pointless.
Did I step over a line characterizing him as Phillip?
Well, you have to admit, if you've watched the show and if you've read much of his posts, there is great similarity between the two in attitude, tone and word choice.
And, further,
he chose to initiate the insults and the intellectual superiority thing... that wasn't me. Like many of us, my dad taught me to not start the fight. I didn't. The record will show that even after he started the silly taunts, I kept my part of the conversation exclusively to the substance.
So, nah... I don't think I stepped over a line. This guy is, for all intents and purposes, Phillip. And I give them both the same level of respect.
No doubt, he'll continue to mutter on. And assuming so, I might continue to have some fun at his expense. But I'm under no illusions... he won't be given the credibility of a person worth any serious response any more. He's overdrawn on that account.