oldmangrizz
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Joke for today
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing today. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy!... I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing today. What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I hit the button, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?'
She said, ''Don't forget to take some sun-block.''
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| 04-18-2013 06:13 AM |
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mapdude
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RE: Joke for today
same joke but they are on the 1st tee.
4th guys nudged the wife and says "Golf course or intercourse?"
She say's "have a good game..."
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| 04-18-2013 11:47 AM |
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RE: Joke for today
Speaking of golf; a guy is an avid golfer wakes up every Saturday at 6 to be at the course at 7. One Saturday morning it's raining hard but he heads to the course anyway. Halfway there he decides to go back home. Enters the house quietly and sneaks back into bed to avoid waking his wife. Then his wife stirs a bit and he says, "It's raining cats and dogs out there." His wife without opening her eyes wraps her arms around her husband and says, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out playing golf in that?"
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RE: Joke for today
(04-18-2013 01:43 PM)BigTex77 Wrote: Speaking of golf; a guy is an avid golfer wakes up every Saturday at 6 to be at the course at 7. One Saturday morning it's raining hard but he heads to the course anyway. Halfway there he decides to go back home. Enters the house quietly and sneaks back into bed to avoid waking his wife. Then his wife stirs a bit and he says, "It's raining cats and dogs out there." His wife without opening her eyes wraps her arms around her husband and says, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out playing golf in that?"
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RE: Joke for today
(04-18-2013 02:29 PM)Tanyaskees Wrote: (04-18-2013 01:43 PM)BigTex77 Wrote: Speaking of golf; a guy is an avid golfer wakes up every Saturday at 6 to be at the course at 7. One Saturday morning it's raining hard but he heads to the course anyway. Halfway there he decides to go back home. Enters the house quietly and sneaks back into bed to avoid waking his wife. Then his wife stirs a bit and he says, "It's raining cats and dogs out there." His wife without opening her eyes wraps her arms around her husband and says, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out playing golf in that?"
Co-sign.
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RE: Joke for today
4 guys standing on the first tee getting ready to tee off, when a funeral procession passes by on the street...
One guy stops, takes his hat off, and stands silently as the procession passes.
One of the other guys says "That is one of the most touching displays of respect I have ever seen...you stopping your golf game to show respect for the loved ones that have lost someone so dear to their heats..."
The guy replys..."Hell, it's the least I could do...after all we were married for 35 years...."
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| 04-19-2013 10:16 PM |
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