Twas the hour before the football vote, and all through the board, not a user was trolling, not even from the dome. Bucfaithful was waiting with a thread so fair, while LetsGo and Slappy were trying to be the first to share. Fan1 and his F in Sports Broadcasting were waiting, when all through the Nation there arose such a noise, Rodshaw and poster arose to see what it was. There was Buc2002 with his bald head so shiney and bright, with a press release saying football for all, and for all a historic night!

27 more minutes until the livestream. Someone text me, I'll be on a snowmobile in central Minnesota. Go Bucs!

I guess there's a lost verse about trolls being banned Mommabear with some factual stuff, Dave Mullins not being the A.D. and the water buffalo trying to run practice, but I'm feeling a little lazy.

Now I see why you never made it as a writer.

Five minutes of effort. Much more important things going on now to spend a ton of time on it. But I guess if making it is being mid 40's and having to drive a taxi to supplement my income as a writer, then I'm grateful I didn't "make it."