(03-24-2013 06:10 PM)RaiderATO Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 05:15 PM)boss man Wrote:  The best joke? One guy smiled and said "My brother broke his leg raking leaves. You want to know how he did it?" I said "Yes." "He fell out of the tree."

Yeah, we hired him.

Oh man, you'd love me. I've got a whole books worth of awful puns stored up in my head. My kids are going to HATE me.

If they hate your puns, they will love you.

(03-24-2013 06:54 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 06:10 PM)RaiderATO Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 05:15 PM)boss man Wrote:  The best joke? One guy smiled and said "My brother broke his leg raking leaves. You want to know how he did it?" I said "Yes." "He fell out of the tree."

Yeah, we hired him.

Oh man, you'd love me. I've got a whole books worth of awful puns stored up in my head. My kids are going to HATE me.

If they hate your puns, they will love you.

I hope you're right. They're so bad you'll weep. I guess you could call them TEARable.

(03-24-2013 05:20 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  A joke at the end of an interview is a good idea.

God....I would fail the hell out that interview. I rarely remember jokes for long. I can though measure the hell out anything...standard or metric.

(03-23-2013 01:03 AM)Bull_In_Exile Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 12:47 AM)Tom in Lazybrook Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 12:36 AM)Bull_In_Exile Wrote:  

(03-23-2013 12:29 AM)Tom in Lazybrook Wrote:  Who cares? So what? The taxpayers fund right wing Jesus groups at UT...

I guess the Stacey Campfield solution would be to shut UT down and start a network of Home School Colleges with no curriculum, no academic standards, and no regulation. But they'd have to have a football team.

I'm sorry Tom, is this you tacitly endorsing this colossal waste of money?

So long as the FCA or other anti-Gay student groups get money, then I see no reason why Gay groups shouldn't get money as well.

Tom this was not about "gay groups" getting money.

Of course not, this is Tom being obtuse. Every liberal on this board plays that game when it's beyond a shadow of a doubt that they're wrong, or being dishonest.

(03-24-2013 03:38 PM)mixduptransistor Wrote:  

Quote:“We should be teaching these children what is important to learn so they can get jobs,” state Sen. Stacey Campfield told Fox News.

While even I would have a hard time approving "Sex Week" funding when I'm sure there are some things on the UT campus that aren't getting funded that should,

If you're sure, then name them.

Odds are this is just another claim by you that demonstrates you really know nothing.

But thanks for sharing your ignorance. You clearly have an abundance of it.

(03-25-2013 07:06 AM)DrTorch Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 03:38 PM)mixduptransistor Wrote:  

Quote:“We should be teaching these children what is important to learn so they can get jobs,” state Sen. Stacey Campfield told Fox News.

While even I would have a hard time approving "Sex Week" funding when I'm sure there are some things on the UT campus that aren't getting funded that should,

If you're sure, then name them.

Odds are this is just another claim by you that demonstrates you really know nothing.

But thanks for sharing your ignorance. You clearly have an abundance of it.

What? I'm pretty sure I'm on your side on this one, dude

(03-24-2013 10:25 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  

(03-24-2013 05:20 PM)GoApps70 Wrote:  A joke at the end of an interview is a good idea.

God....I would fail the hell out that interview. I rarely remember jokes for long. I can though measure the hell out anything...standard or metric.

A clean joke would be the hardest thing.