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Steven Hoyt might not have the brains to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

(03-18-2013 09:57 AM)Smaug Wrote:  Steven Hoyt might not have the brains to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Why is there piss in the boot in the first place? Why would someone write piss-pouring instructions on the heel of a boot? How would someone know to look there? This is very confusing. I might sympathize with Steven Hoyt on this one.

(03-18-2013 10:46 AM)freeblazer Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 09:57 AM)Smaug Wrote:  Steven Hoyt might not have the brains to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Why is there piss in the boot in the first place? Why would someone write piss-pouring instructions on the heel of a boot? How would someone know to look there? This is very confusing. I might sympathize with Steven Hoyt on this one.

Did Bamanblazerfan hijack your account?

(03-18-2013 11:02 AM)mixduptransistor Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 10:46 AM)freeblazer Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 09:57 AM)Smaug Wrote:  Steven Hoyt might not have the brains to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Why is there piss in the boot in the first place? Why would someone write piss-pouring instructions on the heel of a boot? How would someone know to look there? This is very confusing. I might sympathize with Steven Hoyt on this one.

Did Bamanblazerfan hijack your account?

This is piss poor guys

(03-18-2013 10:46 AM)freeblazer Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 09:57 AM)Smaug Wrote:  Steven Hoyt might not have the brains to pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Why is there piss in the boot in the first place? Why would someone write piss-pouring instructions on the heel of a boot? How would someone know to look there? This is very confusing. I might sympathize with Steven Hoyt on this one.

Alls I know is if my boot had piss in it (mine or someone else's) I'd want it out, and I'd want to use gravity to get it out, rather than touching it with anything else (at least the greater volume other cleaning measures may be employed).

Who am I kidding? I'd probably just throw it out.

It's pee. Get over it. You don't pee? You ever had a baby? You never had a dog you had to housebreak?

Jeeze, what a buncha nancyboys.

Go to the drugstore and get some rubber gloves. <shakes head sadly and walks away muttering to himself>

Piss off.

What has this thread turned into?

(03-18-2013 02:41 PM)GreenHornet33 Wrote:  What has this thread turned into?

A pissing contest

(03-18-2013 03:08 PM)BatesUAB Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 02:41 PM)GreenHornet33 Wrote:  What has this thread turned into?

A pissing contest

Somehow I knew that was coming...

I blame myself. I should have come up with another metaphor for a councilman's intelligence that didn't involved bodily fluids.

But than, that would have likely sent the conversation on an entirely different tangent.

(03-18-2013 03:21 PM)UAB Band Dad Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 03:08 PM)BatesUAB Wrote:  

(03-18-2013 02:41 PM)GreenHornet33 Wrote:  What has this thread turned into?

A pissing contest

Somehow I knew that was coming...

...if ever there was a softball lobbed...

(03-18-2013 03:41 PM)Smaug Wrote:  I blame myself. I should have come up with another metaphor for a councilman's intelligence that didn't involved bodily fluids.

But than, that would have likely sent the conversation on an entirely different tangent.

Well, of course you should blame yourself. It was your fault. But the failure in the metaphor wasn't the bodily fluids, it was the existence of a random boot heel-inscribed instruction sheet. I've looked it up, however, and it turns out that's a thing people say.

On the other hand, people say "irregardless" and "supposably," so people can't be trusted. In fact, people are probably the least credible source there is. So I stand by my position that piss-pouring instructions shouldn't be written on the heel of a boot.

And if they are, it should be on the bottom of the heel so you have to hold the boot up to read it.

For people who allegedly threw piss upon basketball blazers a mere five years ago, you Guys are sure reluctant to handle the stuff.

Nancyboys. It's pee, not plutonium or ebola.

You'd think no one here has ever had a golden shower.

Since the snowball in Atlanta just got big enough that no one will be able to stop it from rolling down the hill (a new Falcons stadium), maybe Birmingham can buy some used parts from the Georgia Dome before it gets razed.

http://www.wsbtv.com/news/news/local/atl...adi/nWwqS/

Can anyone explain what qualifications are needed to be on the Birmingham City Council ?