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Metrosexual guy talk. Doing girls hair.
My wife is in Orlando for a few days and I have to get my daughter off to school. I can handle feeding, dressing, etc., but struggle with doing her hair. Any tips?
01-21-2013 05:45 PM
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Just got back from Mandalay Bay, where minimum 12,000 hair people were attending the Redkin symposium.

That's 11,000 stylish women and 1,000 gay guys.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I was going to suggest take your daughter to a pro, but most of them seem to be in Vegas.
01-21-2013 05:59 PM
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(01-21-2013 05:45 PM)Chipdip Wrote:  My wife is in Orlando for a few days and I have to get my daughter off to school. I can handle feeding, dressing, etc., but struggle with doing her hair. Any tips?

1) let her do her own hair
2) pray
3) comb it yourself and duck
4) call up one of her babysitters to help you
5) ignore it and pray your wife doesn't notice
6) pull it into a pony tail
7) get a wig
8) convince her that daddy used to be a stylist in an earlier life (maybe in the cro-magnon era)
9) try massive amounts of hair gel
10) get her a big head band or knit hat (last two are Nori's contributions)
11) go Rastafarian ?


Tried all when Nori was about your daughters age, none worked for me, but who knows?
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(01-21-2013 05:59 PM)Dirty Ernie Wrote:  Just got back from Mandalay Bay, where minimum 12,000 hair people were attending the Redkin symposium.

That's 11,000 stylish women and 1,000 gay guys.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I was going to suggest take your daughter to a pro, but most of them seem to be in Vegas.

I can't take her to a stylist every morning 01-lauramac2
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Quote:1) let her do her own hair
2) pray
3) comb it yourself and duck
4) call up one of her babysitters to help you
5) ignore it and pray your wife doesn't notice
6) pull it into a pony tail
7) get a wig
8) convince her that daddy used to be a stylist in an earlier life (maybe in the cro-magnon era)
9) try massive amounts of hair gel
10) get her a big head band or knit hat (last two are Nori's contributions)


Well I did take her to school armed with a brush and winders, as her teacher said she'd do it if I failed miserably.

If I could pull it into a pony tail would I be seeking advice? :muttering:

Tried the headband, looked too much like Hillary. 03-pissed

I use tons of hair detangler and she still squawks like a dying animal.

Well thanks anyway. I was sure you or Whinny would have a solution 03-weeping
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(01-21-2013 06:15 PM)Chipdip Wrote:  Well I did take her to school armed with a brush and winders, as her teacher said she'd do it if I failed miserably.

Been there, such a hoot
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(01-21-2013 06:16 PM)BCBronco Wrote:  
(01-21-2013 06:15 PM)Chipdip Wrote:  Well I did take her to school armed with a brush and winders, as her teacher said she'd do it if I failed miserably.

Been there, such a hoot

Yeah, I have to admit, women love pathetic men :domokun:
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I hope this helps.



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It certainly does suck.
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Sadly, a childless college student has the best solution. :domokun:
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Okay, we tried the vacuum cleaner winder. It works, but the winder is too loose.
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(01-21-2013 08:16 PM)Chipdip Wrote:  Okay, we tried the vacuum cleaner winder. It works, but the winder is too loose.

Lmfao did you really try it?
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(01-21-2013 09:13 PM)Nacho Wrote:  
(01-21-2013 08:16 PM)Chipdip Wrote:  Okay, we tried the vacuum cleaner winder. It works, but the winder is too loose.

Lmfao did you really try it?

My daughter saw it and begged me to try it. 03-hissyfit
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awesome!
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Buy some scrungies, get through it, did that with my niece years ago when I "fell into emergency watch duty" for a week.

That week was life changing.
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(01-21-2013 11:54 PM)DesertBronco Wrote:  Buy some scrungies, get through it, did that with my niece years ago when I "fell into emergency watch duty" for a week.

That week was life changing.

I have scrunchies, I can never get them tight enough. My wife promised to get me extra practice before she left and it never happened. As always it's her fault. 01-lauramac2

My students are always braiding each others hair. I never realized how freaking talented they were.
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May the force be with you.
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(01-21-2013 05:59 PM)Dirty Ernie Wrote:  Just got back from Mandalay Bay, where minimum 12,000 hair people were attending the Redkin symposium.

That's 11,000 stylish women and 1,000 gay guys.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I was going to suggest take your daughter to a pro, but most of them seem to be in Vegas.

How was Mandalay???? Booked a Vegas trip in early July and will be staying at the Mandalay.
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Hot in July, Mandalay is money, and by money, that can be taken any way you want it to, because it's expensive. Great pool, amenities, everything. You don't have to leave.......but you will.

Just don't end up on "Taxi Cab Confessions".
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The Mandalay complex is huge. By that I mean Big.

There is a train type shuttle from MB that whizzes you to Excalibre or Luxor so you do have that easy connection to at least those venues, which would be nice in the heat.
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