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OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
From what I've heard he's a major stalker, real creepy:

-He sees me when I'm sleeping.

-He knows when I'm awake.

-He knows if I've been bad or good. I don't even know what that means or in what ways.

And they say he's coming to town. So what is this, 1984 the book? Does he have spy cams in my house checking me out in my most private moments?

Then again, I'm not a child so I may not be his target. Chris Hansen and MSNBC needs to get on the case because he's entirely too friendly to children, giving them gifts as well as candy canes and asks them to suck on them of all things, getting them to sit on his lap and sneaking in the house in the middle of the night through the chimney.

The guy needs to be stopped before he strikes again.
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12-03-2012 04:18 PM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
When you put it that way it does make him sound very creepy!
12-03-2012 04:25 PM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
On top of all that, he always leaves your house with an empty sack.
12-03-2012 04:39 PM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
anyone wearing a red suit and has a red nose is either a drunk or a pervert. or a drunken pervert.

forget the restraining order. buy a gun. and lots of ammo. fat drunks don't go down on the first shot.
12-03-2012 05:57 PM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
Kindly old elf or CIA spook.

Could go either way.
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
Santa Claus also kissed mommy underneath the mistletoe, which is adultery, and ran over grandma with his reindeer, which is vehicular manslaughter. Not to mention that he decided to let an inexperienced reindeer lead his sleigh just because he had a bright red nose and it was foggy. The guy has magical reindeer that can fly but he can't get fog lights for his sleigh? The man is a maniac and needs to be stopped. If you care anything about your family, you'll light a fire in the fireplace on Christmas Eve to keep that psychopath out of your house.
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
This seemed appropriate here.... 03-lol



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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
(12-03-2012 04:18 PM)Caltex2 Wrote:  From what I've heard he's a major stalker, real creepy:

-He sees me when I'm sleeping.

-He knows when I'm awake.

-He knows if I've been bad or good. I don't even know what that means or in what ways.

And they say he's coming to town. So what is this, 1984 the book? Does he have spy cams in my house checking me out in my most private moments?

Then again, I'm not a child so I may not be his target. Chris Hansen and MSNBC needs to get on the case because he's entirely too friendly to children, giving them gifts as well as candy canes and asks them to suck on them of all things, getting them to sit on his lap and sneaking in the house in the middle of the night through the chimney.

The guy needs to be stopped before he strikes again.

Forgot he bangs your mom for some milk and cookies!



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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
Santa Claus is a commie or socialist. He does wear red and he gives free things to the people he likes.

One of my fav chrismas songs:





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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
(12-03-2012 07:45 PM)klg316 Wrote:  Not to mention that he decided to let an inexperienced reindeer lead his sleigh just because he had a bright red nose and it was foggy. The guy has magical reindeer that can fly but he can't get fog lights for his sleigh?

So basically, send him to the DMV.. and you'll never have to worry about seeing him ever again.. he'll be lost in the bureaucracy!
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
Everyone of you that has kids better watch out as he'll soon won't have a home in the North Pole because the snow is melting and will live in one of your neighborhoods soon. Better start on the restraining order now.
12-04-2012 07:07 PM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
The descriptions provided make it sound like Michael Jackson (wears red, likes kids, etc.), except for the wife part.

Either way, no need to worry... Unless you unwrap his package.
12-05-2012 06:59 AM
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RE: OT: Should I get a restraining order on Santa Claus?
He also kissed mamma under the missile toe.
12-05-2012 07:42 AM
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