A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.

Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'

'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Quote:'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

eh, she wasn't the person people make her out to be.

Nobody ever is.

(07-12-2012 09:46 PM)UCF08 Wrote:  

Quote:'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

eh, she wasn't the person people make her out to be.

Neither was Ghandi, but its a joke so lighten up francis..i

Except Politifact has given Romney 13 Pants on Fire ratings to Obama's 5, despite the fact Romney had been out of the news for years while Obama was president and so Obama unsurprisingly has had 3 times as many statements examined:


http://www.politifact.com/personalities/barack-obama/
http://www.politifact.com/personalities/mitt-romney/

(07-12-2012 09:46 PM)UCF08 Wrote:  

Quote:'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

eh, she wasn't the person people make her out to be.

Agreed. Mother Teresa was pretty much an athiest.

But it was an awful joke, the set-up was so obvious and it was blatant to anyone paying attention what the punchline was, so I'll pick it apart if I want to.

(07-13-2012 11:20 AM)UCF08 Wrote:  But it was an awful joke,

Obama's lies aren't jokes.

I agree, and I really dislike him for that reason, but that doesn't excuse this awful joke.