RE: Three miles, two schools, one punch
Twas the night of the shootout and all through our town,
X fans were giddy, not a frown to be found.
Billy Cunningham took the airwaves to proclaim,
His X-men were perfect--saintly, at the top of their game!
On they would march through the top 25, perhaps undefeated,
no more final five.
Up to the long promised Final Four,
visions of glory, trophies and more.
National respect so long overdue,
from a nation forever saying Egg-saver who?
But as the game ended on a sour note,
The gangtas spoke while reporters wrote.
"We're not the character program people think we are,
We zip 'em up and we'll take that far."
As the press conference ended with reporters in awe,
college basketball fans soon viewed what we saw.
UC fans have known for years,
this just isn't the program they purport to be,
it just took some time for the nation to see.
Their halo is gone, trampled down by X fans,
shouting obscenities, You Tubed through this land.
And now as their season disintegrates,
With Clippers, Cubs and Lions fans they can comiserate.
A Final Fours vision may still dance in their heads,
But they've tarnished their image and lost their "cred."
Their dream season limps toward the N-I-T,
all their own doing, as you can see.
Its' still UC's town; Mick's doing it with class,
the program he's building--built to last.
Two National Championships, six Final Fours,
X fans, care to learn more?
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