10thMountain
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How it all went down....
Temple: [runs towards the table breathlessly] Fellas! Fellas! It's- Oh my god! You're not gonna believe this!
SMU: Dude, Temple, calm down.
Temple: Okay. [takes a gulp of air and looks around] Okay. I was talking to Southern Miss, and he said that Air Force said that Villanova told him that the schools in the Big East have a list that rates every candidate's football from cutest to ugliest.
ECU: So who do they say is the cutest?
Temple: I dunno.
Navy: Who do they say is the ugliest?
Temple: I don't know. It's like a Big East thing. They won't let anybody see the list but them.
[turns around and looks at them. The other candidates look as well. Nearby, the Big East chats amongst themselves, notice the candidates, then laugh. Marinatto holds up a notebook]
UCF: [mad] They can't do that. Who are they to judge us on how cute our football is?
SMU: Yeah. You think they rate us just for football, or they take academics into account?
ECU: If it's just football then I think I'm safe.
Boise: You guys, who cares if the Big East makes some stupid list? The Big East makes dumb lists all the time.
UCF: [with a double cheeseburger in his hand] Yeah, Boise's right. Screw it; we have better things to worry about.
Memphis: You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!
UCF: Oh please, I don't think so, Memphis! The Big East thinks I'm way hotter than you!
Memphis: You don't think they put the fat tub of tard at the bottom?
UCF: No, because people know I'm not fat! I'm just HUGE with 50K students. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have f****ed up football! Or Houston 'cause he's poor.
Houston: (They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?)
UCF: Houston, face it: AQ conferences don't wanna eat Pop Tarts for dinner every night when they get married.
Temple: You don't think they said I'm the ugliest football in the class, do ya? Well if they did, my Board of Regents will ground me.
Boise: You guys, do you really care what a bunch of Big East teams have to say about how you rank in football?!
[the candidates look at each other for a few seconds.]
[5 minutes later]
SMU/UCF/UH: WE GOT IT! WE GOT THE LIST!!!
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2011 10:25 AM by 10thMountain.)
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11-03-2011 10:23 AM |
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Eagleweiser
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RE: How it all went down....
You forgot the end of the meeting;
Marinaira: OK, Boise has gone to the rest room, how are we going to convince them that this new TV deal is going to be worth quadrillions cause they really are taking a huge chance on the golden AQ we promised that Captain Kirk would protect for us after 2013
SMU: We can buy them, just call Bobby's Boys and them we are in business again, print the checks and get the money rolling
Houston: But we don't have that kind of money :(
Boise State: Ok back, whew that water sure was cold
Marinara: Yeah and damn shallow too, wait, hell I didn't feel it, oh, that was just my zipper, my bad
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dogma
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RE: How it all went down....
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SouthernPirate55
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RE: How it all went down....
meanwhile ECU is still sitting in bathroom stall carrying on a conversation while everyone else has left.
"guys? guys? our football isn't as pretty as Boise, but lots of people look at it. wait does that make us a whore?........guys?"
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11-03-2011 10:53 AM |
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Eagleweiser
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RE: How it all went down....
And Southern Miss re joins ECU in the bathroom with a couple of shots of tequila since both are screwed in this process.
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11-03-2011 11:20 AM |
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gdunn
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RE: How it all went down....
I recognize this episode of South Park.. This doesn't sparkle with me
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11-03-2011 11:33 AM |
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SouthernPirate55
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RE: How it all went down....
it wasn't until you just mentioned it, but yeah I recognize the episode too now.
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11-03-2011 12:38 PM |
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10thMountain
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RE: How it all went down....
(11-03-2011 12:38 PM)SouthernPirate55 Wrote: it wasn't until you just mentioned it, but yeah I recognize the episode too now.
OK, a few people got it, for awhile there I thought no one got the reference...
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