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How it all went down....
Temple: [runs towards the table breathlessly] Fellas! Fellas! It's- Oh my god! You're not gonna believe this!

SMU: Dude, Temple, calm down.

Temple: Okay. [takes a gulp of air and looks around] Okay. I was talking to Southern Miss, and he said that Air Force said that Villanova told him that the schools in the Big East have a list that rates every candidate's football from cutest to ugliest.

ECU: So who do they say is the cutest?

Temple: I dunno.

Navy: Who do they say is the ugliest?

Temple: I don't know. It's like a Big East thing. They won't let anybody see the list but them.

[turns around and looks at them. The other candidates look as well. Nearby, the Big East chats amongst themselves, notice the candidates, then laugh. Marinatto holds up a notebook]

UCF: [mad] They can't do that. Who are they to judge us on how cute our football is?

SMU: Yeah. You think they rate us just for football, or they take academics into account?

ECU: If it's just football then I think I'm safe.

Boise: You guys, who cares if the Big East makes some stupid list? The Big East makes dumb lists all the time.

UCF: [with a double cheeseburger in his hand] Yeah, Boise's right. Screw it; we have better things to worry about.

Memphis: You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!

UCF: Oh please, I don't think so, Memphis! The Big East thinks I'm way hotter than you!

Memphis: You don't think they put the fat tub of tard at the bottom?

UCF: No, because people know I'm not fat! I'm just HUGE with 50K students. They probably put you at the bottom of the list because you have f****ed up football! Or Houston 'cause he's poor.

Houston: (They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?)

UCF: Houston, face it: AQ conferences don't wanna eat Pop Tarts for dinner every night when they get married.

Temple: You don't think they said I'm the ugliest football in the class, do ya? Well if they did, my Board of Regents will ground me.

Boise: You guys, do you really care what a bunch of Big East teams have to say about how you rank in football?!

[the candidates look at each other for a few seconds.]

[5 minutes later]

SMU/UCF/UH: WE GOT IT! WE GOT THE LIST!!!
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2011 10:25 AM by 10thMountain.)
11-03-2011 10:23 AM
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RE: How it all went down....
You forgot the end of the meeting;

Marinaira: OK, Boise has gone to the rest room, how are we going to convince them that this new TV deal is going to be worth quadrillions cause they really are taking a huge chance on the golden AQ we promised that Captain Kirk would protect for us after 2013

SMU: We can buy them, just call Bobby's Boys and them we are in business again, print the checks and get the money rolling

Houston: But we don't have that kind of money :(

Boise State: Ok back, whew that water sure was cold

Marinara: Yeah and damn shallow too, wait, hell I didn't feel it, oh, that was just my zipper, my bad
11-03-2011 10:30 AM
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11-03-2011 10:34 AM
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RE: How it all went down....
meanwhile ECU is still sitting in bathroom stall carrying on a conversation while everyone else has left.

"guys? guys? our football isn't as pretty as Boise, but lots of people look at it. wait does that make us a whore?........guys?"
(This post was last modified: 11-03-2011 10:54 AM by SouthernPirate55.)
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RE: How it all went down....
And Southern Miss re joins ECU in the bathroom with a couple of shots of tequila since both are screwed in this process.
11-03-2011 11:20 AM
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RE: How it all went down....
I recognize this episode of South Park.. This doesn't sparkle with me 03-lmfao
11-03-2011 11:33 AM
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it wasn't until you just mentioned it, but yeah I recognize the episode too now.
11-03-2011 12:38 PM
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(11-03-2011 12:38 PM)SouthernPirate55 Wrote:  it wasn't until you just mentioned it, but yeah I recognize the episode too now.

OK, a few people got it, for awhile there I thought no one got the reference...
11-03-2011 02:23 PM
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