Quote:Here’s the solution to all the controversy over
full-body scanners at the Airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive
trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now. You’re in the
Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, “Attention
Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ….
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4.”

Sure sounds like a win-win to me!

Designing the booths strong enough to withstand the explosion might be difficult but...

http://aviationhumor.net/perfect-airport...-solution/

^ Heh!

I still say we should use a ton of bomb-sniffing dogs... cheaper, more effective... and hey terrorists might think twice if they're gonna get their nuts bit off by a German Shepherd.

So crazy it's brilliant. jk

Containing the explosion could be a problem, but it could be the growth industry to stimulate this economy. Each time a terrorist is blown up we'd need a HAZMAT crew to scrub his body parts off the wall, or in the case of a large bomb, to rebuild the containment unit all together.

September 7th Obama Jobs Speech before Congress
I would like to introduce my newest job creating program. It's called the
BAT program. Blow A Terrorist up. It's a solution to terrorism here in the United States and a job creator as well!

^ HIJACK ALERT!!!

There are 50 Sparrows outside my window in a 10 by 10 area. Very strange. They sure love that Scott's Turf Builder. Now what were we talking about?

(09-03-2011 11:22 PM)stdatwmu Wrote:  ^ Heh!

I still say we should use a ton of bomb-sniffing dogs... cheaper, more effective... and hey terrorists might think twice if they're gonna get their nuts bit off by a German Shepherd.

Yeah they might need those for when they get the 70 virgins in paradise.

Not sure about you guys, but we had a day 70 toast for Osama.