Let's see, yellow rubber bracelet ("Live To Cheat!"), T-shirt ("Show Me Your Needle Marks!"), and sign for stage award girls ("This Tongue's For You!"). Yep, good start!

The "hottie factor" is starting to heat-up. Stage 7 award girls we're a nice change from some of the earlier skanks. Did you see Thor Huhovd (current yellow jersey holder) give the flowers to that hot MILF on stage? Thor, knows what he's doing!

Stage 8: The "hotties" just keep getting "hotter!"

Why the pfhuck don't they do a "special segment" on the selection of the stage-award girls?! Oh, that's right, fruitcup Frankie, has to do "close-up" specials on men in spandex, who shoot illegal substances into their legs.

I would say after stage 17, the b!tches awarding the green jersey lead the race!

Stage 18:

Oh, yeah! As I've said multiple times in the past, "if she's (stage girl) a cutie, you've got to tap that booty!" And today's stage girls were completely absent of the earlier stage mudslides/skanks!

Stage 19:

What? We're out of fresh b!tch!?

Stage 20:

C'mon France! I know you can do better. No more re-re! The prime cut had better be on the podium tomorrow!

Stage 21:

Oh, yeah, Paris, I knew you could pull it off (if only the girls would)!

Tie between girls with white and green jerseys. Winners were the Cadel Evans presenters (over-all yellow)-(especially the honey-hole on viewers left)!

Congrats to Cadel Evans, well spoken (French & English). You did it without any performance enhancing drugs (at least as far as we currently know).