I had a former student last night call me up ( He works for the CIA in Arabic linguistics, he tells me there are at least 27 different dialects in Iraq alone btw) and tell me that they did a linguistic check program of the voice on the cell phone talking to Saddam. Well they chugged the voice through the Cray's and they think it's over a 97% probability that IT WAS Muqtada that actually was the executioner of Saddam. This won't be reported but you can take it to the bank. I could give his name, to verify, but then I would blow his cover like our boy Scooter did for Cheney so I'm just going to avoid that for right now. I'm working on a second cousin who lives in Dearborn Mi. He works for Verizon and his co-worker goes to a Shite Mosque in Dearborn. Well supposedly a guy at the mosque third cousin was ACTUALLY THERE. I know unbelievable huh. Well he's going through some back channels to verify. I'll keep you guys up on the 4-11.

Machiavelli Wrote:I had a former student last night call me up ( He works for the CIA in Arabic linguistics, he tells me there are at least 27 different dialects in Iraq alone btw) and tell me that they did a linguistic check program of the voice on the cell phone talking to Saddam. Well they chugged the voice through the Cray's and they think it's over a 97% probability that IT WAS Muqtada that actually was the executioner of Saddam. This won't be reported but you can take it to the bank. I could give his name, to verify, but then I would blow his cover like our boy Scooter did for Cheney so I'm just going to avoid that for right now. I'm working on a second cousin who lives in Dearborn Mi. He works for Verizon and his co-worker goes to a Shite Mosque in Dearborn. Well supposedly a guy at the mosque third cousin was ACTUALLY THERE. I know unbelievable huh. Well he's going through some back channels to verify. I'll keep you guys up on the 4-11.

lmfao lmfao

you know i think it was MAch in the photo. lmfao

Machiavelli Wrote:He works for Verizon and his co-worker goes to a Shite Mosque in Dearborn. Well supposedly a guy at the mosque third cousin was ACTUALLY THERE. I know unbelievable huh. Well he's going through some back channels to verify. I'll keep you guys up on the 4-11.

What did your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the execution have to say?

Quote:I know unbelievable huh.

'nuff said...

Lethemeul Wrote:What did your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the execution have to say?

Saddam passed out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

Well,

I just got a satellite phone call. Supposedly, It was Muqtada's cousin with the cell phone that took that now infamous video. He wanted to show it at the next family gathering. Details are sketchy. I'll know more tonight. I will keep you guys informed.

Machiavelli Wrote:informed.

You and I clearly have a different definition of this word.

SouthGAEagle Wrote:

Lethemeul Wrote:What did your best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend who heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw the execution have to say?

Saddam passed out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.

I was going to go with "This one time at band camp...." but I think you nailed it.

Machiavelli Wrote:I had a former student last night call me up ( He works for the CIA in Arabic linguistics... I could give his name, to verify, but then I would blow his cover like our boy Scooter did for Cheney so I'm just going to avoid that for right now.

You must have a lot of former students working for the CIA if you think this doesn't identify him.

Of course, logic has never been a liberal strong point.

edit: I have a next door neighbor who drives a Ford truck and works at Ace Hardware. I'm not going to give you his name to protect his identity...

Hey Owl.................. psstt. I'm going to let you in on something. I don't know anyone at the CIA. I thought it would be a funny thread. ;-)

Machiavelli Wrote:Hey Owl.................. psstt. I'm going to let you in on something. I don't know anyone at the CIA. I thought it would be a funny thread. ;-)

Do you work for CBS?

Machiavelli Wrote:Well,

I just got a satellite phone call.

From Mars or Saturn? :aliens:

Machiavelli Wrote:Hey Owl.................. psstt. I'm going to let you in on something. I don't know anyone at the CIA. I thought it would be a funny thread. ;-)

I'm calling .

I think you came here with this story thinking someone would believe you and when you were called on it by EVERYONE you tried to play it off as a joke. I do seem to remember you saying something about a former student before.

Machiavelli Wrote:Hey Owl.................. psstt. I'm going to let you in on something. I don't know anyone at the CIA. I thought it would be a funny thread. ;-)

Psst...Mach. I never believe anything you say, but I thought I would give you the respect of treating it as true, since of course i have no facts. It is as possible that you actually have an ex=student who keeps in touch with and tells you national secrets as anything else you say - near zero. But relying on your history, I thought it was just another from you.

So, are you at work today? If so, doing what?

Thanks SouthGAEagle.

(01-17-2007 08:47 AM)Machiavelli Wrote:  but then I would blow his cover like our boy Scooter did for Cheney so I'm just going to avoid that for right now.

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