Ben Curtis is playing his first tournament of the year, the Farmer's Insurance something or another. He shot a 2 under 70 and is tied for 35th place with Ben Crane and about 18 other players not named Ben.

Gotta say, when I saw "golf's back," I immediately thought of Jennifer Wie.

Yes, I'm a dirty old man.

Depends. Who's Jennifer Wie?

That's just ridiculous. First, you can't tee up on concrete without a jackhammer. Second, you can't wear high heels because you lose your balance on the backswing. Third, that dumb necklace will interfere with the swing. I'm not even going to get into the fact that she'll be mooning all the forest animals in an outfit like that.

(01-30-2011 02:31 AM)bopol Wrote:  That's just ridiculous. First, you can't tee up on concrete without a jackhammer. Second, you can't wear high heels because you lose your balance on the backswing. Third, that dumb necklace will interfere with the swing. I'm not even going to get into the fact that she'll be mooning all the forest animals in an outfit like that.

If you kick her out of our foursome for wearing that outfit there will be HELL to pay!

Sorry, I meant Michelle Wie.