I've seen this so many times on so many boards.

President ___ or AD ____ needs to call _____ conference immediately

Or

Call and beg ____ conference ____

Like those people have sat around for all this time and never once thought about joining that other league.

Like the commissioner and members of the other conference are just sitting around and they put this weeping begging president or AD on speaker phone and declare By George we need you in this league now!

Shucks. That is 38.7% of some folks post.