Lets start a thread where we can post all the hilarious mugshots from the Commercial Appeal website. I'll start us off.

(09-29-2010 02:22 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

(09-29-2010 02:40 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

That is from his double special secret DEA ID badge. Nixon helped him with the paperwork. Which reminds me of an old Pinkard and Bowden song.

Who's that comin' through the park
Dress in rhinestones after dark
Lookin' way too fat to be a cop
Keepin' Memphis clean from his long black limousine
Fightin' crime with fast karate chops

Oh, now, Elvis was a narc
In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat
Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me

Now I still can't believe
That the King would have O.D.'d
And he couldn't have done the drugs they say he did
And even though he's D.O.A.
I still hear people say
That he's got 'em all out in Graceland somewhere hid

Oh, well, Elvis was a narc
In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat
Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me

(09-29-2010 01:15 PM)memp600 Wrote:  Lets start a thread where we can post all the hilarious mugshots from the Commercial Appeal website. I'll start us off.

that's one crooked dude

(09-30-2010 01:24 PM)KRB Wrote:  

(09-29-2010 02:40 PM)georgiatiger Wrote:  

That is from his double special secret DEA ID badge. Nixon helped him with the paperwork. Which reminds me of an old Pinkard and Bowden song.

Who's that comin' through the park
Dress in rhinestones after dark
Lookin' way too fat to be a cop
Keepin' Memphis clean from his long black limousine
Fightin' crime with fast karate chops

Oh, now, Elvis was a narc
In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat
Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me

Now I still can't believe
That the King would have O.D.'d
And he couldn't have done the drugs they say he did
And even though he's D.O.A.
I still hear people say
That he's got 'em all out in Graceland somewhere hid

Oh, well, Elvis was a narc
In rhinestones after dark
He did his best to keep Memphis drug-free
He knew every pill he'd eat
Would be one less on the street
Elvis took 'em all for you and me

Man... does THAT bring back memories!!

This man is on some serious crack.

(09-30-2010 04:35 PM)memp600 Wrote:  This man is on some serious crack.

or meth

(09-30-2010 08:55 PM)Hoopla Wrote:  

(09-30-2010 04:35 PM)memp600 Wrote:  This man is on some serious crack.

or meth

Looks like a human punching bag. Resisting arrest?

There's a poster on here that has one he!! of a mugshot in his avatar. It's hilarious. The guy looks like he's been beat the f' up 10 times over, drug downtown on the back of a squad car, patched up by a school nurse, and then had his picture taken. When I find it, I'll post it.

(09-30-2010 09:29 PM)ballen Wrote:  

(09-30-2010 08:55 PM)Hoopla Wrote:  

(09-30-2010 04:35 PM)memp600 Wrote:  This man is on some serious crack.

or meth

Looks like a human punching bag. Resisting arrest?

That guy's pic happened in just the last couple of days. He was, frequenting a well known drug area. Police approached, found Heroin, syringes, among other things.
His problem was he grabbed an Officer by the arm, and took off in his vehicle. He probably tripped on his way inside 201.

I'm a nurse at 201 and I work intake some weekends, we get some characters with some of the craziest medical complaints or they're just plain ugly, stupid, or they had the hell beat out of them, it's pretty funny sometimes.

Looks like we've got another future customer of Eyemasters.