All the wrinkled ladies
Now put your hands up
Up to the tub, I just woke up
I’m doing my own little thing
I decided to dip, I can’t bust a hip
Cause I getta keep a girl healthy
My towel falls off, I see myself
Can’t help but pay attention
No need for tears, I’ve lived my years
I don’t care what you see.
Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it
Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit
Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.
I got lines on my lips, Spanx on my hips
and a jar of under eye cream
I’m acting up, in my underwire cup
And I don’t care what my kids think!
I need no permission, did I mention
it’s too late for wrinkle prevention
Now it’s my turn, and I finally learned
to love every wrinkle I see
Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline in it
Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit
Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.
Don’t treat me with the creams of this world
No lipo for this girl, my thighs are what I prefer
what I deserve is a pair of jeans that will fit on me
and deliver me to a destiny of a no self conscious soul
These wrinkles mean I’m grown
Keep living and one day you’ll grow
some wrinkles of your own
Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,
Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it
Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit
Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.
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for all you old fart ladies out there
