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The Silent Treatment
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Tanyaskees Offline
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

'Please wake e me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
08-25-2010 09:27 PM
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RE: The Silent Treatment
Women wear sundresses, makeup and have boobs. Just because your evil plan works and we will always fall for it, doesn't mean we don't know you are the devil. We always have beer.
08-25-2010 11:00 PM
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RE: The Silent Treatment
No. 03-lmfao
08-26-2010 09:47 AM
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RE: The Silent Treatment
Why was he relying on a woman to get him somewhere on time?
08-26-2010 10:11 AM
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Willie Becton Offline
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RE: The Silent Treatment
i don't understand.
did the guy not have an alarm clock?
08-26-2010 11:19 AM
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RE: The Silent Treatment
(08-26-2010 09:47 AM)jamammy Wrote:  No. 03-lmfao

funny man.
08-26-2010 12:07 PM
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