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World's most stupid caller


08-19-2010 03:39 PM
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That would be hysterical until I think that she is going to cancel out my vote.
08-19-2010 04:18 PM
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Been posted here before, but thanks for the good laugh/cry.
08-19-2010 06:49 PM
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I have to believe that was a crank call. No way in hell can anyone be that stupid. 03-lmfao
08-20-2010 08:05 AM
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Oh this bimbo is mild compared to Rita X that calls Hannity and Limbaugh.

RUSH: People have been have been requesting, ladies and gentlemen, to rehear the call from Rita X from Detroit. Now, we've got two versions of the Rita X call. We have the full version, which ran over nine minutes. That may be a bit much. But we might do that version tomorrow. We're going to play the 2-1/2 minute version now as just a little tease.

BEGIN ARCHIVE CLIP
RITA X: [T]he president and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a galactic fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.

RUSH: Rita? Rita, hang on a minute. The "Chiefs of Joint," as you say, the chairman of the Chiefs of Joint is a black man.

RITA X: Colin Colonel Powell?

RUSH: Colonel Colin Powell.

RITA X: He --

RUSH: (laughing) Colin Colonel Powell. It's Colonel Colin Powell.

RITA X: Well, let me rephrase this. Uncle Tom Colin Colonel Powell.

RUSH: General! It's General Colin Powell.

RITA X: Because he -- he is planning genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President [George H. W.] Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event. The mother plane is there, and the mother plane will destroy England, and that's why you noticed that when the first sightings of the writing in the hedges, uh, from Stonehengees [sic] and the writings in the grass was 50 miles from what is call Stonehedges in England.

RUSH: Stonehedges, yes.


RITA X: The mother plane with the 1500 bomber plane were dropped know dropped three baby planes, three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your nav-- your -- uh, the air, uh -- the, uh, America air bases.

RUSH: Yeah.

RITA X: And her jets and everything.

08-20-2010 08:43 AM
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(08-19-2010 03:39 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

I was going to ask if you called Rush BUT I have to agree that person was an idiot.
08-20-2010 10:23 AM
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(08-20-2010 08:43 AM)WMD Owl Wrote:  Oh this bimbo is mild compared to Rita X that calls Hannity and Limbaugh.

RUSH: People have been have been requesting, ladies and gentlemen, to rehear the call from Rita X from Detroit. Now, we've got two versions of the Rita X call. We have the full version, which ran over nine minutes. That may be a bit much. But we might do that version tomorrow. We're going to play the 2-1/2 minute version now as just a little tease.

BEGIN ARCHIVE CLIP
RITA X: [T]he president and his Chief Joints of Staff are planning a secret war involving their over 40-year knowledge of an encounter with a galactic fleet which has been called the unidentified flying saucers.

RUSH: Rita? Rita, hang on a minute. The "Chiefs of Joint," as you say, the chairman of the Chiefs of Joint is a black man.

RITA X: Colin Colonel Powell?

RUSH: Colonel Colin Powell.

RITA X: He --

RUSH: (laughing) Colin Colonel Powell. It's Colonel Colin Powell.

RITA X: Well, let me rephrase this. Uncle Tom Colin Colonel Powell.

RUSH: General! It's General Colin Powell.

RITA X: Because he -- he is planning genocide on the black community as Minister Farrakhan has revealed to the masses of the people that President [George H. W.] Bush has sat down with Colonel Colin Powell to plan genocide against the black community. But this is why the event. The mother plane is there, and the mother plane will destroy England, and that's why you noticed that when the first sightings of the writing in the hedges, uh, from Stonehengees [sic] and the writings in the grass was 50 miles from what is call Stonehedges in England.

RUSH: Stonehedges, yes.


RITA X: The mother plane with the 1500 bomber plane were dropped know dropped three baby planes, three bombs on England and destroy England, and also she will destroy your nav-- your -- uh, the air, uh -- the, uh, America air bases.

RUSH: Yeah.

RITA X: And her jets and everything.

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08-20-2010 04:52 PM
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