Okay so heres the situation. As guys pants get stylishly tighter - this causes the problem of having things in your pocket bulge out to the side. (Not saying its necessarily a bad thing cause it could make your package look larger if you know what I mean) Anyway - I was thinking - a fanny pack would be the best answer to this difficult problem. Not only could I pack my cell phone, wallet, and keys, I could pack a box of tissues for my constant sneezing issues. I could pack a bunch of pens and pencils. I imagine I could pack my own roll of toilet paper so I wouldn't have to use that nasty crap in the public restrooms along with some of those toilet seats. I'm not going to list everything I could pack - here's the question for you gurus in here - are fanny packs still cool? What brands are the best?

Just roll the tissues up and shove them down the front of your pants like DB does when he goes out to bars.

"Still cool" implies that fanny packs WERE cool at one time. When you start with a faulty assumption you will end up with faulty results.

A "shoulder bag" may look good on you, 5.

(01-21-2010 12:18 AM)BroncoPhilly Wrote:  Just roll the tissues up and shove them down the front of your pants like DB does when he goes out to bars.

Phil, when you go out to bars do the kids there still look at you and think "narc"?

What's that you say, Stubby?

You have cop hair.

Oh, I get it. Old man humor. Funny.

^ Where we are now, you soon shall be, Joe Cool. Sands through the hour glass...

(01-21-2010 02:05 PM)Indiana Bronco Wrote:  Oh, I get it. Old man humor. Funny.

Nobody said he doesn't catch on!!!

I'd suggest that whether you get a fanny pack or not depends on whether you already have your own built in one. There's a possibility you could end up looking like J-Lo, Bronco5. Or like one of those male figure skaters. *snicker*