That video is some of the funniest crap I have seen.
this video is, well, perfect. it demonstrates to the world, exactly the kind of fans UT has, and by geography, that we have to deal with.
in it we have..
A fat fat redneck, pimping the orange gear.
He's angry
He's young, married, and living in some sort of prefab home.
He has trash in is front step area. note the two liter coke bottle that adorns the steps.
He has, it would appear, a little child, probably a girl. note that he takes a piss on a shirt he tosses three inches from her little bike, and about six inches from the front door. Dogs have better sense than to piss so close to where they sleep.
Now i do give him credit for his devotion to his team. I have said many many foul things about Cal, and i spent about 15 minutes of the UT gamwe uttering obscenities from my seat that i had to go back to the section i sit in and apologise for at the next game. So fat' boy's messsage, well, i get it.
back to fat boy, oh and the piss.
not the thick yellow color. it means he is probably dehydrated, or has a UTI, most likely from not drinking water in the past six months and fortifying his body with soda, and some flammable beverage in the red Solo cup that actually bursts into flame when he tosses it down.
He does appear to have a moment of clarity, of insight into his miserable existence and seems to understand that Kiffen is getting the hell out of that redneck hell hole while the getting is good, but then he crams the camera back into his face and rolls on.
you can't make this stuff up. and thanks to that idiot, much like the ole miss racist frat boy in the grove video, now the entire world has a video reproduction of the absolute, true nature of UT's fan base.
do not ever fret about arguing with a UT fan about anything. just point out this video and smile and say -"that is who you are"
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2010 09:22 AM by phototiger.)
(01-12-2010 08:50 PM)africavol Wrote: Cal last year ...you guys know how it feels...I played when Fulmer was an assistant...folks you cant beat having a former player and coach as your head coach...they dont want to go anywhere....but I had Vol after Vol fan for the last 5,6 or 7 years telling me they wanted Fulmer fired..HOPING ANGAINST HOPE THE VOLS WOULD GET BEAT IN GAMES SO FULMER WOULD GET FIRED.........YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED!!!!!
you aint lyin. same sh*t cal pulled on us. You all had a great recruiting class coming in to, even Smith a long time Vol is considering LSU from all of this. man this really sucks i feel your pain
(01-12-2010 08:51 PM)UofMtigers2014 Wrote: Tommy West- next Tennessee coach. Wouldn't that be hilarious....
I would actually like that in more ways than one, if you know what I mean. It would be good for him, and good for us. He always said he didn't like them, though, and I kind of think he meant it. He really doesn't like thugs.
Yeah, and then all we'd have to do is defend the bubble screen.
I LOL so bad when I saw him laughing. You just KNOW what is going through his mind.
Do they know for sure the text he was reading said- Doeche Kiffin heading to USC?
If so- hilarious.
And seems to be USC's problem now. As a head coach he has been an abject failure- with some recruiting success- and even that recruiting success was still behind what Florida and company were doing.
All that brash talk and he leaves- seeming to have suckered Garrett into a better job. USC had better get Chow back- if they want to maintain being an elite program.
I enjoyed giving some crap back to the UT fans that were all talk when Cal was on his way out. Now they get all upset and try to tell me how serious this is. Then they seem to think that Gruden, Cowher, or Zorn would actually go there. Unbelievable!
To make things complete....I've come with a definition to the new term that has been created for circumstances like this..
Okay here is the complete definition for Caliparied that I'm submitting to dictionary.com
Tell me what you think ...
CAL-i-PAR-i-ED\ , verb; means for extremely shady coach to quickly leave his school (under mysterious circumstances) and take as many players and prized recruits (along with coaching staff, assistants, secretary, bath towels, soap, shampoo, pellet guns, illegal drugs, firearms and hostesses.) to another school. In doing so completely destroying his former schools’ program in the process. Then have all major sports media (including the 4 letter network) sing his praises and kiss his….ahem…assets.
It is used in a sentence like so...
"Lane Kiffin caliparied the University of Tennessee and then had to change his shorts after his one minute and fourteen second press conference."
Thanks for the help RCM
:)
(This post was last modified: 01-13-2010 10:37 AM by mmberry301.)
(01-13-2010 10:24 AM)mmberry301 Wrote: To make things complete....I've come with a definition to the new term that has been created for circumstances like this..
Okay here is the complete definition for Caliparied that I'm submitting to dictionary.com
Tell me what you think ...
CAL-i-PAR-i-ED\ , verb; means for extremely shady coach to quickly leave his school (under mysterious circumstances) and take as many players and prized recruits (along with coaching staff, assistants, secretary, bath towels, soap, shampoo, pellet guns, illegal drugs, firearms and hostesses.) to another school. In doing so completely destroying his former schools’ program in the process. Then have all major sports media (including the 4 letter network) sing his praises and kiss his….ahem…assets.
:)
I would only add an example of usage...
"Lane Kiffin caliparied the University of Tennessee and then had to change his shorts after his one minute and fourteen second press conference."
(01-13-2010 12:23 AM)maximus Wrote: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!!! MIKE LEACH TO utk. news is the first thing he will do is lock bruce pearl in a closet and will allow pat summit to come out!!!!!!!
That video is some of the funniest crap I have seen.
this video is, well, perfect. it demonstrates to the world, exactly the kind of fans UT has, and by geography, that we have to deal with.
in it we have..
A fat fat redneck, pimping the orange gear.
He's angry
He's young, married, and living in some sort of prefab home.
He has trash in is front step area. note the two liter coke bottle that adorns the steps.
He has, it would appear, a little child, probably a girl. note that he takes a piss on a shirt he tosses three inches from her little bike, and about six inches from the front door. Dogs have better sense than to piss so close to where they sleep.
Now i do give him credit for his devotion to his team. I have said many many foul things about Cal, and i spent about 15 minutes of the UT gamwe uttering obscenities from my seat that i had to go back to the section i sit in and apologise for at the next game. So fat' boy's messsage, well, i get it.
back to fat boy, oh and the piss.
not the thick yellow color. it means he is probably dehydrated, or has a UTI, most likely from not drinking water in the past six months and fortifying his body with soda, and some flammable beverage in the red Solo cup that actually bursts into flame when he tosses it down.
He does appear to have a moment of clarity, of insight into his miserable existence and seems to understand that Kiffen is getting the hell out of that redneck hell hole while the getting is good, but then he crams the camera back into his face and rolls on.
you can't make this stuff up. and thanks to that idiot, much like the ole miss racist frat boy in the grove video, now the entire world has a video reproduction of the absolute, true nature of UT's fan base.
do not ever fret about arguing with a UT fan about anything. just point out this video and smile and say -"that is who you are"
That video is some of the funniest crap I have seen.
this video is, well, perfect. it demonstrates to the world, exactly the kind of fans UT has, and by geography, that we have to deal with.
in it we have..
A fat fat redneck, pimping the orange gear.
He's angry
He's young, married, and living in some sort of prefab home.
He has trash in is front step area. note the two liter coke bottle that adorns the steps.
He has, it would appear, a little child, probably a girl. note that he takes a piss on a shirt he tosses three inches from her little bike, and about six inches from the front door. Dogs have better sense than to piss so close to where they sleep.
Now i do give him credit for his devotion to his team. I have said many many foul things about Cal, and i spent about 15 minutes of the UT gamwe uttering obscenities from my seat that i had to go back to the section i sit in and apologise for at the next game. So fat' boy's messsage, well, i get it.
back to fat boy, oh and the piss.
not the thick yellow color. it means he is probably dehydrated, or has a UTI, most likely from not drinking water in the past six months and fortifying his body with soda, and some flammable beverage in the red Solo cup that actually bursts into flame when he tosses it down.
He does appear to have a moment of clarity, of insight into his miserable existence and seems to understand that Kiffen is getting the hell out of that redneck hell hole while the getting is good, but then he crams the camera back into his face and rolls on.
you can't make this stuff up. and thanks to that idiot, much like the ole miss racist frat boy in the grove video, now the entire world has a video reproduction of the absolute, true nature of UT's fan base.
do not ever fret about arguing with a UT fan about anything. just point out this video and smile and say -"that is who you are"
Nailed it! Just flat out nailed it!
AT first I thought, this is what we should play on the jumbotron the next time UT plays at Memphis, then I thought, no, that would just fire them up.
(01-13-2010 12:52 AM)OneShiningMoment Wrote: After tonight, Brucey Pearl will think LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG and HARD about leaving those hillbilly rednecks for another school.
No, he'll just defect while the team is playing a road game, kind of like the Russian Ballet members used to do.
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