This sh!t is getting out of hand.

Hail to the king

If Hawaii makes Obama's birthday a state holiday can you imagine what Kenya is going to do?

Don Ho is really gonna be pissed to have been overlooked like this.

Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

He'll have one someday.

(01-07-2010 05:57 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

He'll have one someday.

Won't happen.

(01-07-2010 06:07 PM)Rebel Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:57 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

He'll have one someday.

Won't happen.

All presidents get a ship. Even Jimmy Carter has one. Hell Ford has one. Unless Obama resigns it's inevitable.

Ford wasn't a disaster hell bent on destroying America.

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Even Jimmy Carter has one.

Thankfully, it's a submarine, that means you can see or hear it.

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Unless Obama resigns it's inevitable.

He's already the captain of a sinking ship...what sailors would want to be assigned to the USS BO?

(01-07-2010 10:30 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Even Jimmy Carter has one.

Thankfully, it's a submarine, that means you can see or hear it.

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Unless Obama resigns it's inevitable.

He's already the captain of a sinking ship...what sailors would want to be assigned to the USS BO?

That's the beauty of the military my friend. Nobody gives a rat's ass if you want to be stationed there.

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  All presidents get a ship. Even Jimmy Carter has one. Hell Ford has one. Unless Obama resigns it's inevitable.

Really? Where's the USS Nixon? USS Wilson? USS Johnson? USS Coolidge?

Well let's just say this, after FDR only two presidents have been excluded. One of those didn't even finish his term. I'm not guaranteeing that this will happen but don't be surprised in 15 years

(01-08-2010 02:07 AM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  Well let's just say this, after FDR only two presidents have been excluded. One of those didn't even finish his term. I'm not guaranteeing that this will happen but don't be surprised in 15 years

Again, not gonna happen. All of the men who have carriers named after them have significant accomplishments, were great supporters of the Navy (Reagan), or had ties to the Navy (Kennedy, Bush).

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

I wouldn't name a falafel stand after him!

(01-08-2010 10:44 AM)TheDancinMonarch Wrote:  I wouldn't name a falafel stand after him!

A day in the life of the Barack and Michelle Obama Falafel and Khlav Kalash Stand.

Khlav Kalash Vendor: Fresh Khlav kalash! Get your khlav kalash!
RobertN: Hey, uh, could you go across the street and get me a slice of pizza?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: No pizza, only khlav kalash.
RobertN: Aw, shoot... Oh, all right, all right, gimme one bowl.
Khlav Kalash Vendor: [whips out something reddish on a stick] No bowl, stick, stick.
RobertN: [RobertN buys one, tries it] Oh, geez! That's just awful.[finishes it]
RobertN: Now, what do you have to wash that awful taste out of my mouth?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: Mountain Dew or Crab Juice.
RobertN: Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I'll take a crab juice. [RobertN drinks the can of crab juice, then several more] RobertN: [burps] Uh-oh. Uh, you got a men's room in there?
Khlav Kalash Vendor: [disturbed] Only khlav kalash.

(01-07-2010 09:11 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 06:07 PM)Rebel Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:57 PM)nomad2u2001 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

He'll have one someday.

Won't happen.

All presidents get a ship. Even Jimmy Carter has one. Hell Ford has one. Unless Obama resigns it's inevitable.

Jimmy Carter was an Academy grad and sub officer. Thus the submarine.

Ford was a WWII Naval aviator, thus the carrier (though he does not warrant an entire class, especially the CVN 21 program). He just had the fortune to die while they were debating naming the new class.

(01-07-2010 05:28 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  

(01-07-2010 05:22 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  Normally you have to complete your term, before you get a school named after you.....

http://www.barackobamacharter.org/

Think they'll name the next aircraft carrier after him?

USS Barack Obama



US Navy welcomes the USS Barack Obama

January 1st, 2011 Jiddah, Saudi Arabia.

Headed for Kuwait, the US Navy welcomed the latest member of its fleet today.

The USS Barack Obama (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Jiddah, Saudi Arabia.

The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and has been commissioned in response to the Barack Obama presidency, and will adhere to his publicized military budget cuts.

The ship is constructed nearly entirely from recycled aluminum and is completely solar powered with a top speed of 2 knots. No diesel on this baby!

It boasts an arsenal comprised of one (unarmed) F14 Tomcat aircraft which, although they cannot be launched or captured on the 100 foot flight deck, form a very menacing presence.

As a standing order there are no arms or weapons of any kind allowed on board.

The 20 person crew is completely diversified, including members of all races, creeds, sex, and sexual orientation.

This crew, like the crew aboard the USS Jimmy Carter, is specially trained to avoid conflicts and appease any and all enemies of the United States at all costs.!

An on-board Type One DNC Universal Translator can send out messages of apology in any language to anyone who may find America offensive. The number of apologies are limitless and though some may seem hollow and disingenuous, the Navy advises all apologies will sound very sincere.

The ship's purpose is not defined so much as a unit of national defense, but instead in times of conflict, the USS Obama has orders to seek refuge in Saudi Arabia

http://myrightwingdad.blogspot.com/2008/...ships.html

What about the bow? There's an obvious cheap pun opportunity missed...