Will Obama apologize to the White House Turkey after he issues the pardon?

(11-24-2009 01:42 PM)WMD Owl Wrote:  Will Obama apologize to the White House Turkey after he issues the pardon?

Yep. Then he'll bow to it.

And sue the Bush Administration for not stopping the turkey genocide. FREE THE TURKEYS!

Then he'll appoint a "Turkey Czar" to oversee and regulate future turkey pardons, and to make sure turkeys from poor, urban areas have an equal opporunity to be pardoned.

Then he'll fly in chefs from all over the world to prepare one dish apiece for his dinner.

You guys have finally figured out how to make a funny thread. Good job.

First Obama came for the Turkeys, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Turkey;
Then Obama came for the Ducks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Duck;
Then they came for the Chicken, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Chicken;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Godspeed, Turducken.

(11-24-2009 04:27 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  First Obama came for the Turkeys, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Turkey;
Then Obama came for the Ducks, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Duck;
Then they came for the Chicken, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Chicken;
Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out for me.

Isn't Congress speaking for you? They asy you want health care, cap and tax, etc.

The only gobbler in the Obama house is Barack.