In 2009, Alabama finishes 13-0 and wins the SECCG against Florida. They play Boise State in Pasadena and lose 34-13. After the game, Nick Saban compares to loss to the crucifixion of Jesus.

In the offseason, Arkansas leaves the SEC to join the Big 12 (after Missouri leaves to join the Big Ten). To Balance this out, Vanderbilt is kicked out of the conference. Nobody notices. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In 2010, Tennessee returns to power, defeating #1 Alabama and #2 Florida, winning the SEC Championship.

In the offseason, Kentucky leaves the SEC to join a new basketball super conference with Duke, North Carolina and Indiana. South Carolina returns to the ACC in the aftermath, joined by Georgia. The new 7 team SEC continues on, dividing up ESPN money 7 ways instead of 12. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In 2011, Alabama starts 10-0 but loses the final two games of the season to LSU and Auburn. Nick Saban compares the loses to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, respectively.

In the offseason, Florida and Tennessee leave the SEC in protest after Nick Saban is named SEC commissioner. To balance out the schedules, Mississippi State is kicked out of the league leaving just LSU, Ole Miss, Alabama and Auburn. The conference adopts the UFL's scheduling system. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In the 2012 season, Ole Miss just misses out on winning the SEC Championship when a last second goal line stand preserves an LSU victory in Oxford. After the game, tigerdroppings members blast LSU for not winning 137-0.

December 20th, LSU leaves the SEC to join the newly expanded Big 12 south and rekindle the glory days of the LSU-Arkansas rivalry. In response, Auburn and Alabama leave the SEC to form their own conference so they can play each other 12 times a year. This leaves Ole Miss as the conference's sole remaining member. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

Because of this, on December 21st 2012 at 2:09 pm EST, Ole Miss will be named 2013 SEC Champion. At the very moment this happens, the Mayan calendar ends and the Apocalypse begins.

Not sure why this is posted on a MEMPHIS board. But nonetheless, that must have been some good STRONG stuff you were smoking before you created this post.......

Pass the doobie

Maybe by 2012, you can make smarter posts than this crap.

ok

The word tool has a whole new meaning now

Ok, so a UTk fan is coming to a Memphis board to talk Ole Miss smack?

We don't even play Ole Miss anymore...

memphis is mentioned in the prophecy... just thought you guys would like to know.

This would be like a Memphis fan starting a UAB smack thread on the UTk board

And we should care because????

should i laugh?

Glad yall were quick to bash him for posting something that may or may not be far fetched. Quick question, how many of you have posted a thread about Tommy or the BE: GO.
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I love this message board and tend to just read rather than post but I had to make a short comment... come on guys...this is pretty funny even if it comes from a UTK fan. It's a play on the whole 2012 b.s. and it makes sense...if Ole Miss ever wins the SEC, the world will indeed implode. Just laugh and enjoy the stupid sh*t no matter who it comes from. Go Tigers!

(09-29-2009 06:52 PM)TigerSig87 Wrote:  I love this message board and tend to just read rather than post but I had to make a short comment... come on guys...this is pretty funny even if it comes from a UTK fan. It's a play on the whole 2012 b.s. and it makes sense...if Ole Miss ever wins the SEC, the world will indeed implode. Just laugh and enjoy the stupid sh*t no matter who it comes from. Go Tigers!

I actually thought it was pretty funny myself!!and creative!!

(09-29-2009 05:32 PM)QuickdrawMcVols Wrote:  In 2009, Alabama finishes 13-0 and wins the SECCG against Florida. They play Boise State in Pasadena and lose 34-13. After the game, Nick Saban compares to loss to the crucifixion of Jesus.

In the offseason, Arkansas leaves the SEC to join the Big 12 (after Missouri leaves to join the Big Ten). To Balance this out, Vanderbilt is kicked out of the conference. Nobody notices. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In 2010, Tennessee returns to power, defeating #1 Alabama and #2 Florida, winning the SEC Championship.

In the offseason, Kentucky leaves the SEC to join a new basketball super conference with Duke, North Carolina and Indiana. South Carolina returns to the ACC in the aftermath, joined by Georgia. The new 7 team SEC continues on, dividing up ESPN money 7 ways instead of 12. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In 2011, Alabama starts 10-0 but loses the final two games of the season to LSU and Auburn. Nick Saban compares the loses to Hiroshima and Nagasaki, respectively.

In the offseason, Florida and Tennessee leave the SEC in protest after Nick Saban is named SEC commissioner. To balance out the schedules, Mississippi State is kicked out of the league leaving just LSU, Ole Miss, Alabama and Auburn. The conference adopts the UFL's scheduling system. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

In the 2012 season, Ole Miss just misses out on winning the SEC Championship when a last second goal line stand preserves an LSU victory in Oxford. After the game, tigerdroppings members blast LSU for not winning 137-0.

December 20th, LSU leaves the SEC to join the newly expanded Big 12 south and rekindle the glory days of the LSU-Arkansas rivalry. In response, Auburn and Alabama leave the SEC to form their own conference so they can play each other 12 times a year. This leaves Ole Miss as the conference's sole remaining member. Memphis applies for membership and is denied.

Because of this, on December 21st 2012 at 2:09 pm EST, Ole Miss will be named 2013 SEC Champion. At the very moment this happens, the Mayan calendar ends and the Apocalypse begins.

I am laughing on the ground, not believing a word you just said in this post. Besides who won in this post, Leave that stuff alone, my friend. I think Ole Miss can win before 2012 without this insane scenario.

Ole Miss will never win the SEC. They are built to disappoint and have a long tradition of doing so.

im loving 2010