GGniner
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The Ten Commandments of The One
Quote:I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Also, if you call me Barry, I have ordered college aged white kids to call you a racist and act as the defenders of minorities. I mean, we all know "Barry" is a racist term.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
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DrTorch
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
(09-04-2009 01:30 PM)GGniner Wrote: III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Also, if you call me Barry, I have ordered college aged white kids to call you a racist and act as the defenders of minorities. I mean, we all know "Barry" is a racist term.
He won't get lovin' from Barry White w/ a comment like that.
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09-04-2009 01:40 PM |
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Fo Shizzle
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
Pretty good
I do have a sight change though for VIII
Thou shall not steal,unless you have been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard working Americans and spend it on the programs that you support. Stealing to support social welfare programs or business welfare programs is fine.
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09-04-2009 04:15 PM |
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SuperFlyBCat
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
Please don't give them any more ideas.
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09-04-2009 04:32 PM |
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RobertN
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
(09-04-2009 01:30 PM)GGniner Wrote: Quote:I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Also, if you call me Barry, I have ordered college aged white kids to call you a racist and act as the defenders of minorities. I mean, we all know "Barry" is a racist term.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honour thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our public-funded health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for all of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
Once again, trying to pass off the "work" of others as your own(you aren't intelligent enough to come up with that crap).
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09-05-2009 02:55 AM |
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RockyMtnRamfan
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
Most of the crap that conservatives post is probably forwarded to them by email. No original thought.
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill
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09-05-2009 04:26 AM |
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Paul M
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
(09-05-2009 02:55 AM)RobertN Wrote: Once again, trying to pass off the "work" of others as your own(you aren't intelligent enough to come up with that crap).
It was in quotes, moron.
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09-05-2009 10:08 AM |
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Paul M
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
(09-05-2009 04:26 AM)RockyMtnRamfan Wrote: Most of the crap that conservatives post is probably forwarded to them by email. No original thought.
"I'm not necessarily stupid, no, that's not right, I am" - RockyMtBreedsEmDumb
It was in quotes, moron.
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09-05-2009 10:12 AM |
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claytonbigsby
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RE: The Ten Commandments of The One
(09-04-2009 01:40 PM)DrTorch Wrote: (09-04-2009 01:30 PM)GGniner Wrote: III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. Also, if you call me Barry, I have ordered college aged white kids to call you a racist and act as the defenders of minorities. I mean, we all know "Barry" is a racist term.
He won't get lovin' from Barry White w/ a comment like that.
Not sure I want anymore lovin' from Barry White.
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