...by The Onion

Quote:Issues:
(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American. (2007–) Aw, **** it.

On Ron Paul on the Iraq war:

Quote:Opposes it for some complicated libertarian reason best explained in a rambling, discursive way by your office I.T. guy.

http://www.theonion.com/content/whitehousewar/ronpaul

Hmmm,

John McCain
- Economy: "Once we win this ideological war on radical Islamic extremism which will rage for thousands of years, then we will concentrate on the economy."

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:John McCain
- Economy: "Once we win this ideological war on radical Islamic extremism which will rage for thousands of years, then we will concentrate on the economy."

Lord Stanley
- War: "If we lose the war on radical Islamic extremism, the economy will be the least of your worries for thousands of years."

Ironically, war has kept our economy going for the last 70 years

Bourgeois_Rage Wrote:...by The Onion

Quote:Issues:
(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American. (2007–) Aw, **** it.

Better late than never....