The helpful Amish

A Mennonite farmer was working in his pasture in south Georgia notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The Amish man shouts: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahi Gesheissen."
Which means: "Don't drink the water. The cows have pooped in it."

The man shouts back: "I'm from Chicago and just down here campaigning for Obama. I can't understand you. Please speak in English.".....

The Amish man says: "Use two hands, you'll get more."

*sigh*

Mennonites are not the same as the Amish. Two different sects.

Fanatical Wrote:

:cowbell:


....and it still sucked