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......... has Iraq bordered Pakistan.
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Paging Senator Lieberman.
Paging Senator Joe Lieberman.
McCain needs your expertise again. 05-stirthepot

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Maybe he needs to get a map that doesn't include czechoslovakia. 05-stirthepot
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Ever since the US had 57 states

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...and since Arabic was spoken in Afghanistan.



By the way, this clown is completely lost without a teleprompter.
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Rebel:cheers: Wrote:By the way, this clown is completely lost without a teleprompter.

I guess the same can be said about the other clown. 05-stirthepot
07-21-2008 11:18 AM
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Rebel:cheers: Wrote:By the way, this clown is completely lost without a teleprompter.

I guess the same can be said about the other clown. 05-stirthepot

I've never seen McCain bumble like a blithering idiot in front of a camera without a teleprompter. Bush? I'll concede.
07-21-2008 11:19 AM
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Rebel Wrote:...and since Arabic was spoken in Afghanistan.



By the way, this clown is completely lost without a teleprompter.

It would be easier if Obama made the Afghanis learn Spanish as a 2md language.03-lmfao
07-21-2008 12:50 PM
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I recently recieved the following request from an unnamed states Senior Corporate Tax Auditor...

Quote:Please provide a 51 states breakdown schedule of sales receipts by types of receipts.

Sadly, I couldn't comply with the request.

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GrayBeard Wrote:I recently recieved the following request from an unnamed states Senior Corporate Tax Auditor...

Quote:Please provide a 51 states breakdown schedule of sales receipts by types of receipts.

Sadly, I couldn't comply with the request.

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That actually may not be all that bad. I think that's probably a shorthand way of saying 50 states plus DC. I think I've actually seen that wording before myself.
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GrayBeard Wrote:I recently recieved the following request from an unnamed states Senior Corporate Tax Auditor...

Quote:Please provide a 51 states breakdown schedule of sales receipts by types of receipts.

Sadly, I couldn't comply with the request.

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That actually may not be all that bad. I think that's probably a shorthand way of saying 50 states plus DC. I think I've actually seen that wording before myself.

While you are more than likely correct, if you had seen the entire request, you would see that: 1) the "senior" had a very poor understanding of the written English language 2) did not understand business organizations, and 3) did not understand the forms issued by their own state to be used in determining the annual taxes.

I just don't see how these people can rise up into elevated positions in the state governments.
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Nice to see the Attack Obama Caravan made its way on to the thread so quickly! Congratulations USA, we have 2 dipshits running for office.
07-21-2008 02:01 PM
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That's because we have BIGGER dipshits voting, ETSU.

I don't know Sen Obama's intelligence other than by reputation... which is good... but I can speak to Sen McCain's... I'm betting he runs circles around most people on this board.

It's ludicrous when people expect perfection on the fly out of our elected officials when the average American can't spell "go" without buying a vowel. I'm not attacking Obama as much as I'm saying... so what?? If you watched the interview... it went back and forth between Iraq and Afghanistan.... I don't know if he meant Iraq AND Afghanistan borders (meaning the entire borders of the two countries, not any shared border) or the Iraq, Iran border or the Afghanistan/Pakistan border... but I guarantee that he knows there is no border between the two... Just like I guarantee that Obama knows there aren't fifty seven states... he probably meant to say 47 states... plus the one I haven't been to yet... plus Alaska and Hawaii that my staff won't let me go to... (as a joke)

Believe me, Obama's supporters (including some on this page) have had more than a field day with McCain... and let's not even start with Bush.

What SHOULD we have done... yeah, you're right... McCain's an idiot because he made a mistake talking about countries he's actually been to representing people, 90% of whom couldn't find either country on a map. I'm betting half this country couldn't correctly locate Alabama, or tell you what states border it.
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GrayBeard Wrote:While you are more than likely correct, if you had seen the entire request, you would see that: 1) the "senior" had a very poor understanding of the written English language 2) did not understand business organizations, and 3) did not understand the forms issued by their own state to be used in determining the annual taxes.

I just don't see how these people can rise up into elevated positions in the state governments.

Of course you can see how. You just can't say it or the PC police will get you.

As for the contextual information, I have no doubt about what you say. Hey, "51 states" might have been the most coherent part of the whole message.
07-21-2008 05:32 PM
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We need to stop fallacies everywhere they appear. There are 50 states. ONLY 50 states. It this type of **** that has people believing we are a Democracy. ..because of complacency.
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Rebel:wingedeagle: Wrote:We need to stop fallacies everywhere they appear. There are 50 states. ONLY 50 states. It this type of **** that has people believing we are a Democracy. ..because of complacency.

50 states?
I see 57 states. 05-stirthepot
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