You're quite welcome. Add this to your Playboy award for Best Party School (what year was that?). It should look nice on your mantle.

Or we could just consider ourselves part of a city that we're not in the same county as. Quality. I'll take the lower crime rate, better weather, and lower cost of living anyday over smog, piss poor drivers and people that actually believe Michael Vick was innocent.
One more thing, The ATL must love ETSU because they entrusted an ETSU alum to bring their pro football team to prominence...

KennesawBasketball Wrote:Nick - everyone knows that Kennesaw is several hundred miles away from Atlanta, and that Johnson City is the mecca of southern living...duhhhhhh

ETSU choices on a Friday night:
1. sleep with your sister
2. ETSU basketball game
3. tip cows...

No wonder attendance is up....

Once Kennesaw becomes worthy of legitimate Division I attendance (we haven't earned it yet, and our marketing department has done little to help) we will be just fine. Kevster knows this deep down in his heart, that is what scares him awake every night.

Buccaneer - either we are in Atlanta or we aren't. You first say we aren't that I am imagining it and then you include Kennesaw in the crime rate, smog, piss poor drivers?, better weather?, and a sports franchise located in Atlanta that you say Kennesaw isn't connected to?

Which is it? Your own logic defies itself.

Of course I don't really believe the whole sleep with your sister comment, but since this was a smack talk forum I had to come up with something.

KB your comprehension and usage of language is ghastly.

Bye bye now Finger.... truly a nuisance.....

kevster -- that's Mercer's playboy award! How dare you give that to Kennesaw!!

Mercer I am going to be in Macon for our last game! I have never been to your gym so it should be fun.

I was referring to my last experience in Kennesaw... The port a johns in the Talladega infield after the spring race have a better air quality than that which is around the Kennesaw/Woodstock area.

KennesawBasketball Wrote:Buccaneer - either we are in Atlanta or we aren't. You first say we aren't that I am imagining it and then you include Kennesaw in the crime rate, smog, piss poor drivers?, better weather?, and a sports franchise located in Atlanta that you say Kennesaw isn't connected to?

Which is it? Your own logic defies itself.

Of course I don't really believe the whole sleep with your sister comment, but since this was a smack talk forum I had to come up with something.

kr983 Wrote:Mercer I am going to be in Macon for our last game! I have never been to your gym so it should be fun.

You will like it! And I would not be surprised if Ingle kicks our ass!

Nice... I can't wait to see it! My friend works for Mercer Athletics so I am going to stay at his place.

Sorry, Merc! You're right. I was totally mistaken.

Those baptist girls. They're a rambunctious bunch!

kevster Wrote:Sorry, Merc! You're right. I was totally mistaken.

Those baptist girls. They're a rambunctious bunch!

Do you know what the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist is Kev? The Methodist will actually look in the eye at the liquor store on Saturday night!!!

The best punchline is:

The Methodist will look you in the eye when he gives you your change.

I thought that was the Cathlolics!

The actual line (one of the benefits of age...hearing jokes several times in different versions) is:

"The methodists say hi when they run into each other at the liquor store."

It's official. Done.

That's a good line to it too. What a shame we can't work in a joke about fat Tony Ingle, or his 74 children. Oh well, I guess his basketball program is enough of a joke, we really shouldn't rip on him.

Wow - another original Tony Ingle joke! How many kids again? I almost laughed that time.

Good to have you back, KB. It was almost bor....well, no. But good to have you back!

Was out of town for a bit. Looks like our bet comes down to the last night :) GO BELMONT!