WHY IT'S IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH

When I got back from Michigan last month I had a bunch of Canadian
dollars I needed to exchange, so I went to the currency exchange
window at the local bank. Short line. Just one guy in front of me...an
Asian guy who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and he was a
little irritated!

He asked the teller, "Why it change?? Yestoday, I get two huna dolla
fo yen. Today I get huna eighty?? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".

The Asian guy says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Nice nice

I left my office, walked down the hall into the bathroom, half way done urinating before I finally got it. Now my shoes are wet, and the guy on the crapper thought i was laughing at him.