I've known Slappy (not biblically, just aetherially) since some Democrat or other invented the internet. I've always enjoyed his posts, especially his impeccable diction. His table manners are to die for.

I miss his wisdom, his insights, and especially his sense of humor.

Why can't we get him posting here more often?

Find Slapdad! :angel:

Quick!

How dare you mention my diction in a public forum such as this!

Fear not, for I am still around.....the "Free Slapdad" has taken off in a way which surprised even me. I've opened a giftshop at the airport selling "Free Slapdad" merchandise....and Hello Kitty....I love that stuff (they really do make a quality product and the kids seem to enjoy it). I do have exciting news, though I wasn't going to announce it so soon.....but your enthusiasm moved me to do so. Soon, all of my minions will be able to buy "Free Slapdad" merchandise online at FreeSlapdad.com. There are T-Shirts (the nice kind with the printed tags!), fireman pajamas, hats (regular ballcaps and those with the flaps in the back like the French Foreign Legion wore...Slappy hates sunburns!), as well as dice, shotglasses, playing cards, coasters, and all the usual wares. Sorry, all clothing comes in sizes x-small-medium only.....to keep the spirit of the hunger-strike alive.

I also have some BLOWOUT clearance deals:

Nevada - 2000 "WAC football champs" merchandise 75% off
Nevada - 2001 "WAC football Co-champs" merchandise 75% off
Nevada - 2002 "Return to football glory" merchandise 95% off
Nevada - 2003 "winning football season" merchandise 95% off
Nevada - 2004 "At Least we beat SMU" merchandise 95% off
Nevada - 2005 National Champions merchandise 10% off - check back during the season for specials.

I'm with you USU. Though I have only seen a couple of posts from Slappy during the "Free Slappy" campaign, his posts were hillarious. I look forward to seeing some more takes on other subjects. I'm tired of the old one.

:bluethumb:

SJSGregg & USU78, you guys just got yourselves some free shirts!

USU78, I don't post on the WAC board as much simply becuase the old WAC board seemed to be loaded with stiffs who didn't appreciate the off-topic stuff. Many of my posts were read as if I really meant the nonsense they contained or, worse yet, just ignored. This board seems to have a much better collective sense of humor and I should get over here more to post, especially since USU, Idaho, and NMSU are in the WAC. Having those three schools back with Nevada reminds me of the days I spent roaming around the Prodigy message boards arguing about which of our teams would win the title of "Best in the worst conference"......ah, good times, good times!

you and Bandito and USUBlue (I think was it) and some other fans always kept it classy. Are those guys still around?

Yea, that free slappy stuff was pretty ingenious!

:lolup:

Which finger is your laughy-smiley face using? That better be an index finger.

Slapdad Wrote:SJSGregg & USU78, you guys just got yourselves some free shirts!

USU78, I don't post on the WAC board as much simply becuase the old WAC board seemed to be loaded with stiffs who didn't appreciate the off-topic stuff. Many of my posts were read as if I really meant the nonsense they contained or, worse yet, just ignored. This board seems to have a much better collective sense of humor and I should get over here more to post, especially since USU, Idaho, and NMSU are in the WAC. Having those three schools back with Nevada reminds me of the days I spent roaming around the Prodigy message boards arguing about which of our teams would win the title of "Best in the worst conference"......ah, good times, good times!

you and Bandito and USUBlue (I think was it) and some other fans always kept it classy. Are those guys still around?

Now I find this rather disturbing. First I go to the airport to pick up a CM for my daily FreeSlapdad CMFOB affirmation but they are sold out. So I end up getting a Hello Kitty 16oz sippy cup with my movement discount, which is ONLY 15% by the way, which the cashier reluctantly gave me only after I recited the FreeSlapDad Drinking song and giving her the secret handshake. I do appreciate the free drink tokes at the Brews Brothers on the airport premises but couldn't you get it for the ones downtown closer to the lodge? Anyways, you might want to restock on the legionnaire caps because they are only a few left. Oh...I left my FreeSlapDad Fez on the counter so if you could get that back to me it would be appreciated greatly.

Cheers...

Who controls the BCS crown?
Who keeps the midmajors down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Spartan Thunder off the maps?
Who keeps the banning under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the UTEP Miner's car?
Who makes Fazekas a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the refs of their sight?
Who rigs the CSTV satellite?
We do! We do!

There is some gratitude for you. I sunk my entire fortune into getting this thing off the ground and you are complaining about the discount rate? Even so, I don't like to hear that one of my customers had a bad experience at my store, so let me address your concerns.

First of all, we had an issue with our coffee mugs that were out of our control. Our supplier is in Las Vegas and when the shipment arrived, there were no handles.....apparently, in Las Vegas, they don't have a handle on things. We are expediting the replacements and they should be here tomorrow. For your inconvenience, I will throw in a free coffee bong for your CMFOB.

As for the reluctance in giving out the movement discount, forgive here....she is a UNLV graduate. Furthermore, I may have made matters worse when I expressed concern over a big dufus looking guy wearing a "Spartan Blunder" sweatshirt (a belly sweatshirt no less!) outside the store stealing signals. On this subject, I am unwaivering......no discount will be given without properly identifying yourself and even then, you will be subjected to further scrutiny. This is all in your handbook.

I'll drive your fez over to you right away.....I'll be in a tiny little car, you can't miss me.

Slapdad Wrote:There is some gratitude for you. I sunk my entire fortune into getting this thing off the ground and you are complaining about the discount rate? Even so, I don't like to hear that one of my customers had a bad experience at my store, so let me address your concerns.

First of all, we had an issue with our coffee mugs that were out of our control. Our supplier is in Las Vegas and when the shipment arrived, there were no handles.....apparently, in Las Vegas, they don't have a handle on things. We are expediting the replacements and they should be here tomorrow. For your inconvenience, I will throw in a free coffee bong for your CMFOB.

As for the reluctance in giving out the movement discount, forgive here....she is a UNLV graduate. Furthermore, I may have made matters worse when I expressed concern over a big dufus looking guy wearing a "Spartan Blunder" sweatshirt (a belly sweatshirt no less!) outside the store stealing signals. On this subject, I am unwaivering......no discount will be given without properly identifying yourself and even then, you will be subjected to further scrutiny. This is all in your handbook.

I'll drive your fez over to you right away.....I'll be in a tiny little car, you can't miss me.

Ok I opened up the handbook and you are right...I'll make sure I follow proper security procedures from now on. I didn't see the guy in the belly sweatshirt but I did see a shifty-eyed gentleman holding a copy of the Mercury News standing next to Dick Tomey cutout. I think he is kind of suspicious looking.

BTW are you sure she is a UNLV "graduate?"

I LOVE IT!!!! :bluethumb:

for those here that ever went to a party while in high school with lots of drinking and debotchery and had the cops storm in and kill the party........that's what a post from Anthony feels like.

I love it AGAIN!

Where's that party at?

Slapdad Wrote:for those here that ever went to a party while in high school with lots of drinking and debotchery and had the cops storm in and kill the party........that's what a post from Anthony feels like.

No...he's the kid that no one likes or invited who shows up at the party and starts all the trouble that causes the cops to come in the first place.

Anthony Wrote:I love it AGAIN!

Where's that party at?

I heard its in your mouth. Badadum...ching.

You beat me to it.

The Free Slappy campaign is one of the funniest topics I've ever seen with humour spirit of Monty Python (and that's a compliment). Seeing Anthony chime in on it is both encouraging and yet frightening. While I was trying to bring some peace to the situation, if it breaks out into a lovefest I am going to be sick. Glad this string brought out Slappdaddy. For a while I though he was like the Yeti, always rumored to be around but never seen.

SJGregg Wrote:The Free Slappy campaign is one of the funniest topics I've ever seen with humour spirit of Monty Python (and that's a compliment).  Seeing Anthony chime in on it is both encouraging and yet frightening.  While I was trying to bring some peace to the situation, if it breaks out into a lovefest I am going to be sick.  Glad this string brought out Slappdaddy. For a while I though he was like the Yeti, always rumored to be around but never seen.

No rest until SlapDad is Free!
Picture from the last Nevada tailgate party.

wolfin1 Wrote:Picture from the last Nevada tailgate party.

HEY!! Who let the guy without the flannel shirt in?

Yo fellers,

When can I join the fun too?
I am ready to host some shots and beers at my tailgate on october 1st.

Come on by.

No need to get vulgar, wolfin1....

I LOVE IT!!! :ninja:

Anthony Wrote:No need to get vulgar, wolfin1....

Why you gonna ban me again?