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Tom Cruise the new Christ??
just when I thought I heard it all. Buth then again nearly 1 billion earthlings believe that Muhammad could fly on a donkey up into space so maybe Cruise has a shot at becoming a Christ like figure for Scientology.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html
01-23-2007 05:32 PM
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Soo... we get to put him on trial?
01-23-2007 07:34 PM
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Fanatical Wrote:Soo... we get to put him on trial?
lmfao
01-23-2007 10:30 PM
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Did you seriously link the Sun or are you being sarcastic?
01-23-2007 11:49 PM
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Oh, I thought somebody proposed a sequel to "The Passion". ;-)
01-24-2007 08:49 AM
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fsquid Wrote:Did you seriously link the Sun or are you being sarcastic?

I linked the Sun on a story about Tom Cruise and Scientology. All three are a joke. ;-)
01-24-2007 09:17 AM
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I'd say the only way to be sure is to crucify him.....Who's with me?
01-24-2007 10:06 AM
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blah Wrote:I'd say the only way to be sure is to crucify him.....Who's with me?


lmfao lmfao lmfao

You know what though...I have seen Tom Cruise shoot lightning bolts out of his fingertips, so he must have some higher power. It was on the internet, so it must be true.

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01-24-2007 10:09 AM
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Yeah, Tom Cruise isn't Jesus he is Emperor Palpatine reborn. We shall not crucify him, we shall toss him down the infinite shaft o' energy on Death Star Mark 3.
01-24-2007 11:31 AM
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Some how I thought the Christ of Scientology would look more like this.
[Image: battlefieldearth2.jpg]

If these dudes start beaming down from space I will be first in line to convert.
01-24-2007 12:43 PM
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