I would totally **** my pants if someone bought me a lexus for Christmas. *hint hint*

Not that I even like Lexuses* that much.





*I have no idea what the plural for lexus is.

damn, what cars do you like?

Well I got my first truck, when I was three,
Drove a hundred thousand miles on my knees
Hauled marbles and rocks, and thought twice before
I hauled a Barbie Doll bed for the girl next door
When she paid me with a kiss I began to understand,
There's just something women like about a PickUp Man

When I turned sixteen, I saved a few hundred bucks
My first car was a Pickup Truck
Started cruisin' the town and the first girl I seen
Was Bobbie Jo Gentry the homecoming queen
She flagged me down and climbed up in the cab, and said
"I never knew you were a Pickup Man!"

You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
It's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
You know there's something women like about a Pickup Man

Most Friday nights, I can be found
In the back of my truck on an old chaise lounge
Backed into my spot at the drive-in show
You know a cargo light gives off a romantic glow
I never have to wait in line at the popcorn stand,
There's just something women like about a pickup Man

You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
It's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
You know there's something women like about a Pickup Man

A bucket of rust, or a brand new machine
Once around the block and you'll know what I mean

You can set my truck on fire, roll it down a hill
But I still wouldn't trade it for a Coupe DeVille
It's got an eight foot bed that never has to be made
You know if it weren't for trucks we wouldn't have tailgates
I met all my wives in traffic jams,
You know there's something women like about a Pickup Man

I'm not buying you a Lexus, Terps.

Terpy Wrote:

How about a carton of smokes instead? What's your brand, Kools, P-funks??

Terpy Wrote:*I have no idea what the plural for lexus is.

Lexi.

if someone bought me a lexus and it didn't have a bow; I would return it.

SouthGAEagle Wrote:

Terpy Wrote:*I have no idea what the plural for lexus is.

Lexi.

lmfao Beat me to it.

Fanatical Wrote:if someone bought me a lexus and it didn't have a bow; I would return it.

Last year, I got a bow with a Lexus on it. It was smashed.