I've debated over the last few days whether I would tell you guys this but it is pretty funny.

Last Wednesday I was supposed to go on a field trip to Henry Ford Musem. I always look forward to the trip every year because I like touring the museum. Well Tuesday night I started getting an upset stomach and had some very loose bowel movements. O.K. diahrea. Well, I didn't want to crap myself on the bus trip. It was like a two hour drive. In high school we had a guard who **** himself after a game on the bus trip home and he's still known for it twenty years later. If something like this happened to a teacher, I would have to find another school district to teach in.

So I took 2 immodium AD's that night, two more in the morning and I took one more in the museum. The stuff dried me up quicker than a mummy in the middle of the Sahara. Well I didn't have a bowell movement all Wednesday, all Thursday, and Friday morning until 5:30 A.M.

Here's where the story gets interesting................ I'm having some serious cramps. I almost crawl to the bathroom. I turn on the bathroom light. Struggle to the toilet. I clench, close my eyes... really struggle to pinch one off............ it happens...relief...I open my eyes............... and I can't see...... total darkness...... I've shitted myself blind. I'm about to cry out to my wife.......................Have her take me to the emergency room.......... Then.................. Then..... The electricity comes back on, we had a short power outage with that storm that went through the midwest. It was pretty frightening for about 5 seconds there.

Machiavelli Wrote:I've debated over the last few days whether I would tell you guys this but it is pretty funny.

Last Wednesday I was supposed to go on a field trip to Henry Ford Musem. I always look forward to the trip every year because I like touring the museum. Well Tuesday night I started getting an upset stomach and had some very loose bowel movements.....

You lost me right there.

It's a funny story fck stick. Republican, Democrat, Independent, or Libertarian. Gosh Darn funny story.

Machiavelli Wrote:It's a funny story fck stick. Republican, Democrat, Independent, or Libertarian. Gosh Darn funny story.

Fck stick? No one wants to know about your bowel movements, dipshit.

RebelKev Wrote:

Machiavelli Wrote:It's a funny story fck stick. Republican, Democrat, Independent, or Libertarian. Gosh Darn funny story.

Fck stick? No one wants to know about your bowel movements, dipshit.

i thought it was funny.

not exactly L.O.L material

RebelKev Wrote:Fck stick? No one wants to know about your bowel movements, dipshit.

No

T-Monay820 Wrote:

RebelKev Wrote:Fck stick? No one wants to know about your bowel movements, dipshit.

No

Who are you waving your finger to?