whitevillepack
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I got this off of the IC basketball board...thought it was pretty funny.
If you've heard the Chris Rock song, "No Sex in the Champagne Room", then you will understand this song. If you haven't, then dont worry about it.
My good friend Chris Rock is releasing a song just for the younger students at Carolina.
Ladies and gentlemen.. of UNC's class of 2005 I have one piece of advice for you:
No matter what a Senior tells you There's no winning in the Dean Dome.... NONE! Oh there's DEAN in the Dean Dome But you don't want Dean... you want wins And there's NO winning .. in the Dean Dome
Don't go to parties at state. Sure it feels safe inside; but what about all those rednecks waitin outside with guns? They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's goes to dook and looks cute.. she in high school. If she tells you she goes to dook, and LOOKS like she goes to dook.. then why the hell are you talking to her in the first place?!
Kris shave off that silly-ass beard
Jawad couldn't have possibly missed all those free throws Jackie did some of that @#%$
Brian Morrison -- if you drive into the lane and someone swats the hell out of your shot, let it SLIIIDE Why spend the next twenty minutes on the bench after racking up 4 fouls in a minute and a half?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that(Had to let this stay : ) )
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin Remember this one thing: there is no winning , in the Dean Dome [Gerald Levert] Ooooohh... No wins in the Dean Dome (6X) Absolutely, positively, no wins in the Deaannn, ome No.. no-ohhhhh... [Chris Rock]
If a skalper.. has a funny sign.. he isn't looking for tickets for his little son. A +REAL+ fan, wouldn't have found a place to park in the first place.
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably goes to dook [Levert: That'd be great..] If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably goes to dook[Levert: I don't want that, no..]
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Lang: You're gonna lose
Morrison: You're gonna lose
Capel: You're gonna lose TWICE
Boone: You're gonna lose
Holmes: You're gonna lose ******* [Levert: Ohh yeah..]
No one watches the dancers for art [Levert: No no no..]
If you've been shooting threes for four months and you're shooting 20%, you are NOT a shooter!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you Some of the things I've said may offend you But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing No matter what a senior says There's no winning in the Dean Dome NONE
[Gerald Levert] No wins in the Dean Dome Said no wins in the Dean Dome No wins in the Dean Dome No no wins in the in the Dean Dome No wins in the Dean Dome Can't get none, uhh Can't have none, nah in the Dean Dome Said there's absolutely, positively no wins in the Dean Dome Said no.. no.. Said no-ohhhh.. Said Chris said.. There ain't no wins in the Dean Dome.. no.. no.. no.. Can't get none, ahh Can't have none.. *fades*
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02-27-2002 07:09 PM |
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