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Tulsaman · 02-03-2006 04:00 AM

That dam groundhog is a dam nazi and wants to promote his Reactionary politics to the United States Of America. He is a DIRECT threat to the established democracy of the united states and should therefore be terminated with extreme prejudice we may even need Chuck Norris to erradicate this Facist right winged reactionary rodent. The Rodent is responsible for but not limited too an acto of terrorism by predicting Six yes 6 more weeks of winter thusly holding the Northeast hostage with the current oil prices only rising higher and higher. He is also responsible for numerous acts of public intoxication on a sunday whilst in church. He is an imediate threat to the safety of the free world and again should be terminated with the utmost urgency as well as the utmost force we may need delta force too. Now I ask you People Of the democracies as Well of those of us who happen to be American to Stand up and fight this Domestic Aggressor as well as his rodent Allies such as the Squirrels and the Chipmunks who recently were quoted saying " We support Herr Phil in his actions against the Fake Superpowers as well as his attempts to become a nuclear nation on the world stage." Herr Phil as he is called has been quoted saying " I am not to be fooled with as i will cut all oil production out of my country thusly holding the northeast hostage" The United Nations has called a Special meeting of the security Council to deal with this matter. Russia refuses to attend citing that Herr Phil has made no aggresive movement towards russia. Britian has vowed to stand firmly with the USA in this matter stating " We Must conduct ourselfs as if the British empire were to last a 1000 years they would look back and say THIS WAS THEIR FINEST HOUR." The Flamboyant General Patton claims this Aggressor should be shot and his guts used to grease the treds of our tanks. He also sated that Our Tanks would be ready to roll at the command of The Congress as well as the American People. He also cited that American mainland soil has not been invaded sine 1813 and that they were not sucessful in holding the turf that they gained stating that American Traditionally love to fight and are winners at heart. France surrendered to Herr Phil and the germans upon hearing his declaration of war on the USA the germans had no comment on this.

***Bourgeois_Rage*** · 02-03-2006 07:57 AM

Chuck Norris saw his shadow yesterday and his shadow was so scared that it went back into hibernation, which means that we have at least 6 more years of Chuck Norris.