Here is the latest poem about Derrick Jeeter I got in the email! It is sent in from a kind of werdo called "Derrick Fan."

"Dear Bandwagon Boy, here is my poem about Derek Jeter. I felt that free verse would best express my innermost feelings.
"i have this recurring
dream
where i meet derek
outside yankee stadium.
we go to the rainbow room
and dance slow and close
and stay out all night
talking of everything and nothing
that don't make me a queer, does it?"

That's it! Hope I'm not too late for the contest!

-derek fan"


Derrick fan you are a werdo! What kind of a man dreams about dancing with another Man! And aks if he might be a queer probaly a werdo in my book! Not that theres any thing wrong with it hahahha thats like what they say on the Jerry Sinefeld Show about queers do you get the joke! Because it is a joke and funny! Those queers! Anyways you pome is all werd at the end why do you do that wake up and start likeing the wommen whats wrong with you boy! I should of known that a poem contest would bring out the light in the lofers crowd but what can you do!





Here is a new question it comes in from some jealous looser! It say "Dear Bandwagonboy, I really like your web site. Your article about poems for Derek Jeter was inspirational, and I have written one for your contest. My poem is called "Haiku for Derek Jeter":

Transvestite Derek,
The best "switch-hitting" shortstop!
Yanquis are loosers!


I have attached a picture of Derek to accompany (and explain) this poem.

I hope I win the contest. Your biggest fan, Jack"


Dear looser you pome was great until you write that Yankees (PS it is spell Y-A-N-K-E-E-S cant you spell anything you look like a fool with the bad spelling] are loosers! How dare you dont you know who has the most championships and won the most world serieieses and is the CHAMP and wins the most games and wins all the time! Yankees! And why do you send me in a dirty picture of some girl in a notty dress and a YANKEES hat it is desgusting and gross! Look here it is everone judge for youself!

What kind of porn-o page do you go to! What is the address of these porn-o pages filled with girls that are in dirty dresses and neglijays and naked and nude for everone to see! I demand that you admit what is the address on the interweb of these pages! Do it now are you jealous!

Bah, the link didn't work, so i'll post this anyway

He reminds me so much of Jeffk, it isn't even funny... see for yourselves:

<a href='http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk' target='_blank'>http://www.somethingawful.com/jeffk</a>



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