Today's Bout:

A Brass Knucks Match

Mr. Excitement Dickie Slator

Vs.

The Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant

This one is another bloodfest! I used to love to watch these bloody battles at the Township Auditorium. The brass knucks match is an old classic that needs to be dusted off and brought back.
Slator was a brawler, plain and simple, he came to fight! The Boogie Woogie Man was a little more showy but he could still bring the pain.
I see about a forty-five minute war before Slator delivers several right hands to the bloody forehead of Valiant and knocks the Boogie out of Valiant. Mr. Excitement wins!
DING! DING!

Alright Nature Boy, you take tomorrow's bout. Pit two of your all time favorites in a match. We'll take turns being the promoter that way everyone gets to be a matchmaker. Herd you do it on Saturday! :drink:

Although The Boogie Woogie Man clearly has the crowd eating from his hand....heck, some of them are even dancing in the aisles...Slator is all business. Ok, he's not all business....he likes to mix pleasure in there too. Unfortunately for Valiant, the pleasure Slator likes is inflicting pain and seeing blood. Although Jimmy puts up a "valiant" effort, Dirty Dick is too much to handle!! :chair:

Jake the Snake!

and the dude with the 2x4

Dirty Dick Slater would have boogie woogie singing the blues. :laugh: This one ain't even close. I will be thinking of the two I want to see go at it for tomorrow's post. :chair:

Swamp Fox Wrote:DING! DING!

Alright Nature Boy, you take tomorrow's bout. Pit two of your all time favorites in a match. We'll take turns being the promoter that way everyone gets to be a matchmaker. Herd you do it on Saturday! :drink:

I like it!!

My dream match features the blonde Sting vs. The Rock. IMO, if these two had met in their primes, it will have been off the charts.

geeze....how do you call this one??

The blonde haired version of The Stinger was an awesome wrestler and a big crowd favorite. The Rock is also a crowd favorite and tough as nails.
The two enter the ring to deafening roars and the Rock immediately gives Sting the People's eyebrow and starts to tell Sting that he is "The People's Champion" and in case no one noticed...he is "The Scorpion King."
Sting just pounds his chest and places his hands to his mouth and screams "Whoooo."
The action is fast and furious and the two battle inside and out of the squared circle.
At one point, as the bout hits the 60 minute mark, both wrestlers look as though they are exhausted and can't go another minute. Then as true champions do, they both get the inner strength that sets them apart from the average wrestlers.
The Rock puts Sting in a Rock bottom and the bout seems to be over, but the Rock takes to much time recovering from the brutal attacks he's been facing, then hams it up for the crowd.
Sting whips The Brama Bull into the ring post, then locks on the Scorpion Death Lock and gets the 1-2-3!! :chair:

You can have your "people's elbow" & "rock bottom"! Give me the "Stinger Splash" followed by the "Scorpion Death Lock" anytime!

Finally....The Rock has come back to.....(insert town here)!!!!

The People's Champion enters the ring as the crowd goes wild. Sting eyes him intently from across the ring. This one promises to be a WAR. The Rock climbs to the second rope and revels in the applause, arms raised The Great One gives The People's Eyebrow to the Stinger. I think Sting likes The People's Strueddel.
Sting rushes across the ring and drags Rocky off the ropes and begins pounding on him. The Rock does not like having his worship interrupted and opens a can of whoop ****** on Sting's roody poo ******. In the end The Rock lays the Stinger out in the center of the ring races from rope to rope and(Can You Smell What the Rock is Cooking?) delivers the People's Elbow on Sting's candy ******.
One, two, three! The Brahma Bull wins and the crowd goes wild! Cue the music. :chair:

HF4L had a better finish. No way the Rock comes out on top of the Stinger!!!