Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the Northeast. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for
the Queen of England!
The next one said, "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2
years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a fellow who was high on pot and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's a$$ and a large nose. Now John Kerry is running for president of the United States.