Wal-mart Wine
Good News for wine lovers!
Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a
new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J
Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the
spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range.
While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a
bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping
carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy
Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R. I. She said: The right name
is important.

The top 12 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde! du Pays" (translation: Homegrown poop)
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe it's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling

and the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine
1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served
with white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

:roflol: :laugh: very nice.