It is okay to attack the coaches, players, each other, etc. Just remember, under no circumstances is it allowable to start a thread whose idea has already been expressed in another thread in some form.

- The first two offenses will be locked.
- The third, we will call your parents and have them send you to your room.
- The fourth, we'll notify your school and have you called down to the principal's office, where he will place the offense on your permanent record.
- The fifth, you will be forced to do a report on <a href='http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/188869842X/qid=1068847557//ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i0_xgl14/102-4446535-1892149?v=glance&s=books&n=507846' target='_blank'>Matt Doherty's book</a>.
- The sixth, we will lock you in a theater for 24 hours with nothing but Dick games on (Duke Vitale, of course, will be doing the commentary in full THX glory).
- For the seventh, we blindfold you and send you barefoot to a field infested with fire anthills.
- Similar concept for the eighth, but this time genitals are involved.
- The ninth time, you will be boiled in oil, perhaps preceded by a medieval torture of some sort, depending on how creative we feel.
- The tenth time, you will be banned.

You understand? NO DUPLICATE THREADS! THEY ARE THE EIGHTH DEADLY SIN!!!!!11

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We gladly welcome over State fans in fallout of Stalin's regime.

Is the ultimate torture making them watch a Sendek-coached State game???

-JD

Looks like I need to bump this for rickheel and JoltinJacket, since they've both been victims of the "mysterious lock of the congratulations thread". :rolleyes:

JD Heel Wrote:Is the ultimate torture making them watch a Sendek-coached State game???

-JD

BTW: yes.

You'll have to clip their eyes open as in "A Clockwork Orange."

Viddy:

Quote:Shoot! Shoot the ball -- you're open! Why did you pass? Somebody move around! Set a pick! For crying out loud -- why is the "center" at the top of the key? Why is no one under the basket? The shot clock, somebody pay attention to the shot clock! No, don't force up a 30-foot- ... Box out! AAAAIGH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

allrightythen

Yeah, I saw that. I wondered why they locked the thread.