Three basketball fans leave the stadium
> after a Duke loss and come
> > > across
> > > > a
> > > > > > dead, naked woman lying in the middle of
> the street. After they
> > call
> > > > > > the cops, they each take off their
> baseball caps and place them
> > on
> > the
> > > > > > dead woman out of respect and to cover her
> private parts until
> > the
> > > cops
> > > > > > arrive.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The first fan places his UCONN cap
> over her left breast, the
> > > > > > second places his GT cap on her right
> breast and the third fan
> > > > > > places his Duke cap on her pubic area.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The cops finally arrive, and the
> officers take statements from
> > the
> > > > > > fans to find out what happened. After
> explaining that they found
> > her
> > > > > > naked and covered her up with their caps,
> the cop went over to
> > examine
> > > > > > the body.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He briefly lifted the UCONN cap, and
> quickly replaced it. Then
> > he
> > > > > > lifted the GT cap, and also quickly
> replaced it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > However, when he lifted the Duke cap,
> he stared and stared for
> > what
> > > > > > seemed to be two or three minutes.
> Finally, he let the cap drop,
> > > walked
> > > > > > away, wrote in his notebook, then returned
> and lifted the Duke
> > cap
> > > once
> > > > > > again and stared for a long time.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As he was walking away the second time,
> the fans were curious
> > and
> > > > > > stopped him to ask why he spent so much
> time looking at the
> > woman's
> > > > > > genitalia?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > He replied, "It's the first time I've seen
> anything but an
> > a**hole
> > > > > > under an Duke cap."
