Chuck Norris is a source of 7 essential nutrients, including vitamins, minerals and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays golf he roundhouse kicks the ball of the tee. If anyone questions his methods he roundhouse kicks them in the knee.
On August 17, 1993, Nolan Ryan introduced himself to Chuck Norris as "Ryan: Texas Ranger". On August 17, 2008, Nolan Ryan will die. If Chuck Norris respects you, he'll give you fifteen more years.
When Chuck Norris is accused of farting people die of roundhouse related kicks to the head.
A waitress at a Western Sizzler accidentally gave Chuck Norris a well-done steak instead of a rare steak. Chuck proceeded to have sex with her on the table and said "Now that's well-done!" The waitress replied "That's pretty rare too!" Chuck proceeded to have sex with her 15 more times just to prove her wrong.
Barry Bonds, Mark McGuire, and Sammy Sosa are not on steroids. They are just Chuck Norris' children.
Chuck Norris once ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...and he got it.
When Chuck Norris makes a threat it's not a threat nor a promise. It's death.
How can Chuck Norris perform a PERFECT Round House Kick? As a kid, Chuck had great amounts of time to practice his Round House kicks in time out. Reason? Chuck don't share. Ever.
Chuck dicided to take a bath and whip India at the same time... Thus the Tsunami
NASA was in panic cause a metior was heading for earth... Chuck caught it with his beard and then round-house-kicked it's arse into Jupitor, thus we have the Metior belt...
In the beginning there was Chuck Norris.
Tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris eats tough guys for breakfast.
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits
when chuck norris steps in a puddle, he doesnt get wet, the puddle gets chuck norris
Chuck Norris has 118,453 friends on myspace. It is an unspoken agreement that when you join his list of friends, you are actually placing your name on his list of death, but Chuck Norris' friends do not care. To die by the hand of Chuck is an honor.
chuck norris can divide by 0..in fractions!