Scout.com Senior Bowl Weigh-Ins

This is a funny read here. It gives their height, weight, arms lenth, hand and gives a description of them. My favorites are: "Spare tire in the middle.", "FLab around the middle ", "Beergut...was referred to as a wasted roster spot.", "Tank butt and soft torso.".

Garrett Wolfe 5073 182 29 1/8 9 1/2 Small but cut.



Nothing like that about Mr. Wolfe.

And the unkindest cut of all "... a Kicker's body".

That was the North roster, here's the south: Senior Bowl South Weigh-Ins

Some good ones: "Big rear end but sloppy on top.", "Bird legs and thin upper body.", "Small spare tire and no chest.", "Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".", "Mr. Jiggles",

I like "no upper body". I picture a head sitting on a butt.