Please don't tell me they are from Big Girl State U.... these appear to be homegrown ROCKETS from Toledo

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html

AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists." After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs. (2 pages)

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This isn't news for Toledo.

"flurry of chubby fists" <- lmfao

So much for pocket rockets lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

"pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists."

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HuskiesRule73 Wrote:Please don't tell me they are from Big Girl State U.... these appear to be homegrown ROCKETS from Toledo

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html

AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists." After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs. (2 pages)

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The recent update on the Blade website states that the offenders were not girls at all, well, not entirely. Turns out they were the offensive line from NIU on a scouting trip to the Glass City.

H2Oville Rocket Wrote:

HuskiesRule73 Wrote:Please don't tell me they are from Big Girl State U.... these appear to be homegrown ROCKETS from Toledo

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html

AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists." After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs. (2 pages)

lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao

The recent update on the Blade website states that the offenders were not girls at all, well, not entirely. Turns out they were the offensive line from NIU on a scouting trip to the Glass City.

Those sick puppies!

H2Oville Rocket Wrote:The recent update on the Blade website states that the offenders were not girls at all, well, not entirely. Turns out they were the offensive line from NIU on a scouting trip to the Glass City.

So it turns out that they weren't chubby girls, they were just a bunch of chubby b!tches.

HuskiesRule73 Wrote:Please don't tell me they are from Big Girl State U.... these appear to be homegrown ROCKETS from Toledo

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html

AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists." After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs. (2 pages)

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Serves Huskie Dan (aka Scott Gibson) right for trying to sneak into Toledo to dig up dirt on Scooter, Ray Williams and others.

What I found most humorous was the wordsmithing on behalf of the officer putting the report together.

You just HAVE to admire that! lmfao

RangerRocket Wrote:

HuskiesRule73 Wrote:Please don't tell me they are from Big Girl State U.... these appear to be homegrown ROCKETS from Toledo

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0809063fat1.html

AUGUST 9--Robbery is never funny. Except when it's described by Toledo police officers with a peculiar sense of humor. Early this morning, Scott Gibson, 44, was returning from the grocery store with a gallon of milk when, as he told cops, he was surrounded by "5 fat black girls" in the parking lot of a Kentucky Fried Chicken. As described by officers Patrick Sutherland and Kristi Eycke in the below Toledo Police Department incident report, one of the "hefty felons" asked Gibson to surrender his milk. Believing that he was being pranked, Gibson just laughed at the request. But, as cops reported, he realized it was no joke when the "rotund robbers" began "pelting him with a flurry of chubby fists." After the assailants tore the milk from his hands, they relieved Gibson of his Motorola cell phone. He was unable to provide a detailed description of the attackers, except to estimate that the women were in their twenties. Presumably the quintet slinked off into the night looking for some poor soul carrying a box of Devil Dogs. (2 pages)

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Serves Huskie Dan (aka Scott Gibson) right for trying to sneak into Toledo to dig up dirt on Scooter, Ray Williams and others.

Did you intend to make any sense?