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Okay, here is the idea. You *make up* your own question/comment in the style of everyone's favorite poster, the one and only David Krysakowski! Just to see who can come up with the wierdest or stupidest ones. I think they are funnier when they are vaguely related to something going on in sports. No official prizes or anything, just a good old fashioned 'attaboy'.

I'll start the thread with one in the next post.

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07-04-2004 08:25 PM
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I think college football should only be played in stadiums.
07-04-2004 08:27 PM
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I think college basketball should have two halves
07-04-2004 08:46 PM
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If NT, MTSU, Troy,LL, LM, Ark. State, Utah State, NMSU, Idaho, FIU, and FAU go to another conference, who do you think will replace them in the SunBelt?

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07-04-2004 09:43 PM
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I think Troy State should change their nickname because the ancient Trojans aren't from Alabama.
07-04-2004 09:44 PM
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I think Tennessee, Vanderbilt, Middle Tennessee State and Memphis should form a new conference with Tennessee State, Tennessee Tech, Austin Peay, UT-Martin, and UT-Chattanooga.
07-04-2004 09:49 PM
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The Sunbelt shoud sue La Tech to make them join.
07-04-2004 11:01 PM
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If the Confederacy wins the civil war, will Canada join the union?
07-05-2004 04:34 AM
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I think that the SEC should drop all sports except for Sack-Racing.

or...

The SBC should play football in the spring to get more exposure.

or...

Cuba should Join CUSA in all sports.


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I think all the Sun Belt teams should play each other in football.
07-05-2004 06:59 AM
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I think Denver should be in a western conference, like the PAC10.
07-05-2004 07:53 AM
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I think it stinks that ASU and ULM have the same nicknames, one of them should change their nickname.
07-05-2004 07:57 AM
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I think it stinks that UALR and Troy have the same nicknames, one of them should change their nickname.
07-05-2004 07:57 AM
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The Sunbelt should make all its schools play football.
07-05-2004 10:51 AM
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I think USC should renounce their football national championship!
07-05-2004 11:30 AM
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There are so many....but I hope I haven't re-posted one that he's actually posted....


I heard PennSt might join the Big10. What do you think of that?

I think China should join Europe. Those Europe-ians all like Chinese food.

If the world ended tomorrow - would you go to work the next day?

I think God is an atheist.

The MAC, SunBelt and C-USA each have some bad football teams.

What if the MWC expanded to 16 teams by taking most of the WAC?

I think O.J. did it - what do you think?
07-05-2004 12:31 PM
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07-05-2004 12:41 PM
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If a conference is going to call itself the Big East, why would they bring in Marquette?

Also why would the Big East want a school that doesn't play I-A Football?
07-05-2004 01:12 PM
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wku_topper Wrote:If a conference is going to call itself the Big East, why would they bring in Marquette?

Also why would the Big East want a school that doesn't play I-A Football?
good point, therefore:


I think Marquette should drop out of the Big East because they do not play football.
07-05-2004 02:40 PM
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Okay, all of 'em are pretty good so far, but I gotta give 'attaboy's to troystfan for the SunBelt realignment question, and to BlueRaiderPride for the all-tennessee conference statement. :laugh:

Remember, keep your questions and comments in the spirit of David Krysakowski!

GO TROJANS! GO SUN BELT!
07-05-2004 06:15 PM
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