Why do they call it lite beer? It's just as heavy as regular beer.

i think GaTech should change their logo from a yellowjacket to a junkedup car because of their song ramblin wreck from GaTech :D

i think ole miss should change its name to uni of north miss so mississippi would have an USM and a UNM, but that would be confusing if UNM played U New Mexico or would it?

i think white grapes should be called green grapes because they really arent white

all the states of cusa join together except wva

with tigers and eagles auburn must be confused, maybe they should be the plainsmen

This should be called an MBS, not a BBS, because they are not any physical bulletin boards involved.

GrayBeard Wrote:This should be called an MBS, not a BBS, because they are not any physical bulletin boards involved.

:lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup: :lolup:

I think the Conference USA should have 50 members

University of Alabama at Birmingham
University of Alaska at Fairbanks
University of Arizona at Tucson
University of Arkansas at Little Rock
University of California at Davis
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University of Wyoming at Laramie

Best thread I've read in awhile!

<a href='http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/confusa/invision/index.php?act=ST&f=22&t=12856&hl=&view=findpost&p=112021' target='_blank'>Here was my dig at DK a couple of weeks ago</a>

<a href='http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/wac/invision/index.php?act=ST&f=18&t=554' target='_blank'>And another - check the 3 minute response time</a> :ninja:

Texas Stranger Wrote:"Why don't they just move the New Orleans Bowl game to Denton ?&nbsp; That way, they would save money."

They should rename the Sugar Bowl the New Orleans Bowl II because they are held in the same stadium!

or

They should rename the New Orleans Bowl the Pre-Sugar Bowl, the

Sweet-N-Low Bowl ,
or the Splenda Bowl
and have them sponsor it!

Here's another David gem of wisdom from the killerfrog cusa board from a thread about the championship game...............



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RE: CUSa to have title game.
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"They had to move into their new conference offices in Dallas. That is why they had been slow on the conference title game."

You can't make this stuff up!

lauramac Wrote:

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:

BlueRaiderPride Wrote:<span style='font-family:Times'><span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>Stanford University needs to make up their minds!!&nbsp; They are called The Cardinal, yet their mascot is a giant pine tree.&nbsp; Which is it, Stanford?&nbsp; Are you a cardinal or a pine tree?</span></span></span>

CLEARLY they're a Cardinal nesting a tree.

DUH.

I think a cardinal in a pine tree could beat a partridge in a pear tree.

Now that sounds like him! Except it wouldn't be a reply to anything. He'd just start a new thread and say that.

Just another Southern Miss fan following the hillarity. Props to the man that thought this up!

Luckyshot Wrote:Just another Southern Miss fan following the hillarity.&nbsp; Props to the man that thought this up!

Trojans1andAll is the man to thank

Quote:Just another Southern Miss fan following the hillarity. Props to the man that thought this up!

Thanks, I'm just glad everyone is enjoying it. :D

Okay, here's a D.K. style line for you...

If Iowa and Ohio State merged, would they be the Hawk-bucks, Buck-hawks, or the eye-eyes?

Trojans1andAll Wrote:

Quote:Just another Southern Miss fan following the hillarity. Props to the man that thought this up!

Thanks, I'm just glad everyone is enjoying it. :D

Okay, here's a D.K. style line for you...

If Iowa and Ohio State merged, would they be the Hawk-bucks, Buck-hawks, or the eye-eyes?

Hey Trojan -- This has been one of the most fun and hilarious threads I have ever seen. You da man!
Thanks for so many belly laughs; there are some really ingenious posters on this string

trojan
thanks i really needed this thread at this time will add some more as the day goes on


as dk would say
i think if people would keep adding to this thread then maybe it will go on forever :rolleyes: :D

"SMU won't win a football game until they start scoring more points than the other team."

Cane Gang Wrote:"SMU won't win a football game until they start scoring more points than the other team."

:lolup:
since SMU is a methodist school do you think there are methodist going there? if they let a baptist go there would it still be a methodist school?

i think uh,rice,tcu,utexas,ta&m,baylor, textech,smu,& u of arkansas should form a new conference. maybe they could call it the southwestern conf. what do you think?

<span style='font-family:Times'><span style='font-size:12pt;line-height:100%'><span style='color:blue'>I think Buffalo University should change their nickname from the Bulls to the Buffalos. That way we can call them the Buffalo Buffalos.</span></span></span>