Found on another message board:

NEWS FLASH! - Tennessee's worst air disaster occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two Univ. of Tennessee students,
crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and rescue workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging
continues into the evening. The pilot and copilot survived and are helping
in the recovery efforts.

don't quit your day job :bluethumb:

this joke is just begging to be applied to west virginia!!

Roberto Gato Wrote:this joke is just begging to be applied to west virginia!!

We don't take to airplane crash jokes too well here.

Unless Bob Pruett tells them, then it's okay.

Oddball Wrote:Unless Bob Pruett tells them, then it's okay.

I can just sense this thread going into the $hitter :john:

And after it had such a promising beginning, too! :rolleyes:

Wow, and I'd never heard that joke before.
This decade, anyway.
(Old Polish joke, as I recall.)